Here Is David Letterman’s Fraternity Composite Photo

We love breaking celebrity fraternity composite photos. The last one we broke? None of other than the mayor of Flavortown, Guy Fieri. This time? The former mayor of late-night television: David Letterman.

Letterman is a Sigma Chi alumnus from the Epsilon Omega chapter at Ball State University in Muncie, Indiana, which he attended from 1965-1969. Here’s his composite photo.

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Davey L, absolutely killing the neckbeard game.

As you can see from the composite, he served as the fraternity’s Magister. The more recognizable name for that position? Pledge Master. I can see it now, David standing in the basement absolutely berating pledges, sounding off on each and every one of them with a personalized “Top Ten Reasons You’re a Worthless Pile of Human Garbage,” each list more brutal than the last.

After graduating, Letterman gave back to his home chapter, according to Grandex’s very own Senior Product Designer John Naffziger, a Ball State Sigma Chi alum himself. Apparently, Letterman donated money to build an entire new wing of the house, and there is a plaque in his honor in the chapter’s formal area. Naffziger also says it’s a running joke in the chapter to claim that your room is Letterman’s old room, because nobody has any idea which room was actually his. Classic fraternity humor.

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      1. Donnie Fratzoff

        Raider Rash is the second leading cause of death in Lubbock, behind dysentery of coarse.

        8 years ago at 6:31 pm
  1. 1855_frat

    I ran into a middle aged guy in the Rome airport last year who saw my badge and stopped me to talk, ask what chapter I was from, etc. he then went on to say that Letterman was his Magister at Ball State and the guy was an absolute savage in lineups.

    8 years ago at 5:36 pm
  2. danwatson81

    I went to ball state and they continuously asked him for donations. He eventually sent them a check for a penny and only a penny. Idk where you got the idea they have a wing he donated.

    8 years ago at 6:09 pm
      1. danwatson81

        You said “according to” without giving a source whatsoever. According to me your information is bullshit. See what I did there?

        8 years ago at 10:44 pm
      2. frat_boner

        I’m an active at Epsilon Omega and our formal is dedicated to him. Plague and everything

        8 years ago at 5:04 pm
  3. Semen_Spielberg

    “Top Ten Reasons You’re a Worthless Pile of Human Garbage”
    Pure gold.

    8 years ago at 9:40 pm
  4. TheDeflatedFootball

    He depledged from my fraternity at BSU because of hazing lol. We still have photos of him during pledgeship at our old house

    8 years ago at 9:11 pm