Delta Chi Member Exploits Airline Loophole, Flies First Class Around The World, Pounds Drinks The Entire Way
In what may be the biggest con since your roommate signed up for Vemma Verve, a Delta Chi member managed to game Emirates Airlines into a first class, 11-city, 7-country, 5-continent trip around the world — all under the guise of a round-trip flight from New York to Melbourne.
The trip itself should’ve costed around $60,000. This cunning guy was able to make it happen for $300 with some frequent flyer miles and a little bit of elbow grease.
His method was pretty simple. He booked a flight from New York to Melbourne with extended layovers in Milan, Dubai, Sydney, Auckland, and Singapore. Not much of a loophole, but apparently Emirates is dumb enough to let that shit fly. Literally.
Basically, this enterprising bastard managed to travel to some of the most opulent cities on the planet in the most opulent fashion possible, just by dicking around with his itinerary. Free bottles of Dom, open bars, in-flight showers, wild caviar, Hennessy Paradis, you name it. His trip was as smooth and glossy as a Zeta’s baby cannon on formal night.
In other words, he got to fly around the world like a fucking Saudi prince (minus the two tons of amphetamines and sweaty keffiyeh) for less than what I spent on public intoxication tickets last month.
Based on the video below, he was shitfaced the entire time..

Goober dance moves
10 years ago at 4:57 pmBoss!
10 years ago at 5:39 pm“baby cannon”
10 years ago at 5:48 pmThis is my favorite profile pic on this site.
10 years ago at 10:14 pmAm I the only one who notices a complete and total lack of top notch poon for a top notch trip!
10 years ago at 5:51 pmLeave it to an Asian.
10 years ago at 6:11 pmDown vote me to hell, but I used to work for the airlines.. Employees fly free and as much as they want. Difference between him and I is that I never made a video. I’m not impressed.
10 years ago at 8:57 pmYou’re that gay attendant that makes us all uncomfortable right?
10 years ago at 7:24 pmHell no, I tossed bags man. Hurled the life out of em really.
10 years ago at 9:46 pmBecause no one would watch a video of you flying coach on a shitty domestic flight.
10 years ago at 6:29 am$300 dollars and 100k in miles can do some damage. Got to love the miles from company travel.
10 years ago at 9:19 pmThis guy seems like a total herb
10 years ago at 9:38 pmCosted? Visor you fucking idiot
10 years ago at 10:16 pmAn upgrade from economy usually translates into an extremely mediocre seat change to Economy Plus. As a relatively frequent flyer, I can tell you that an upgrade from economy class to first class is a rarity. First class upgrades are generally reserved for individuals who have purchased a business class seat, or individuals who travel with premier, platinum or 1K standing. Kid is undoubtedly a flight attendant dressed up as a fratstar trying to push Emirates’ sales. NF.
10 years ago at 7:47 am