Denard Robinson Was Found “Asleep” While Driving Into Pond
Jaguars “offensive weapon” Denard Robinson apparently fell asleep while driving his Chevy Impala into a pond early Wednesday morning. Michigan fans may remember considering Robinson’s consciousness during a turnover-ridden era in Ann Arbor, highlighted by 5 consecutive passes intercepted in South Bend. Fortunately, neither Robinson nor his lone female passenger were injured.
From ESPN:
Jacksonville Jaguars running back Denard Robinson was found asleep at the wheel by authorities as his car was sinking into a retention pond in Jacksonville, Florida, early Sunday.
A female also was asleep in the passenger seat of Robinson’s Chevy Impala when police officers approached the car at approximately 4:22 a.m. Both Robinson and the passenger had to be assisted out of the vehicle.
As of now, no charges are expected against Robinson, as the investigating officer determined the three-year pro was “not impaired” while operating the vehicle. Denard, who was already in a precarious roster position with Jacksonville after the 2015 2nd round selection of TJ Yeldon and the newly acquired Chris Ivory, has not yet met with team officials according to the report.
I’m sure all of us have simultaneously fallen asleep with a passenger at some point in time while driving, right? Fat chance. As a betting man, I’d put my money on a sinister batch of “special” brownies as the culprit..
[via ESPN]
Sipping codiene cause he’s got a killa cough
10 years ago at 2:03 pmHe’s fine
10 years ago at 2:05 pmThat’s a bold strategy Cotton, let’s see if it pays off for em’
10 years ago at 2:18 pmJet lag from his flight to Zanzibar
10 years ago at 2:29 pmThat’s your third article mentioning Michigan today
10 years ago at 2:34 pmRight. None of which in a positive light. Trying to wake the “on harbaugh’s dick” perception.
10 years ago at 2:40 pmShake* I really wish I could edit a comment.
10 years ago at 2:40 pmI was assuming it was a hate fuck type deal
10 years ago at 2:45 pmWell in all honesty I do really like harbaugh and almost went to U of M, so I can’t say I hate them.
But I’m by no means a fan of the university or the football team, their basketball coach (John belien) might be my least favorite in the country and the kids that go there from my limited experience on campus are….not great.
And yes, I’m saying the women are as bad as rumored to be.
10 years ago at 3:05 pmBy “almost [going] to U of M” everyone knows you mean you couldn’t get in.
10 years ago at 8:27 pmDenard Robinson will always be legend to me, for he was on the last cover of NCAA Football.
10 years ago at 2:40 pm“…and almost went to U of M…”
If I had a dollar for every time I heard someone who wasn’t smart enough in high school to get accepted into U of M say that I’d be the richest fuckboi in all of Ann Arbor
10 years ago at 3:51 pmExcept my school is ranked higher by every major ranking service.
Yes that’s a dick thing to say, but warranted from your comment.
10 years ago at 4:35 pmMichigan sucks
10 years ago at 3:54 pmThis is the scene straight out of Wanderlust
10 years ago at 5:01 pm4 consecutive passes intercepted damnit 5 total turnovers
10 years ago at 3:53 pm