Sitting on my 135ft tri-deck trinity yacht my dad got from goldman sachs for being the best employee while getting fanned with palm leaves by naked women as they blow me simultaneous as I’m wearing my sperrys and Brooks brothers and doing blow. TmylifeM
WOW!! You know a lot about boats! I’m sure your Dad is very rich and owns many boats judging by your vast knowledge. Look out everyone, we have a “Frat Star” on our hands. Keep trying the maximum amount!
^^Fuck off hazegeeds. If you don’t know what a tender is then you have never spent a respectable amount of time on or around boats and yachts. Take your condescending bullshit to reddit if you have a problem with Waltz making a fully accurate statement that should be common knowledge. Frat on Waltz.
I’m sure.
14 years ago at 8:13 pmPics or it didn’t happen.
14 years ago at 8:16 pm^ This. If you’re gonna mention a boat anywhere on this website, then you must present photographic evidence that the boat exists. RFM.
14 years ago at 9:23 pmI’ve literally never believed in a boat I haven’t seen pictures of.
14 years ago at 11:36 pmIf this guys boat sinks in the middle of the ocean and nobody is there to witness it sink, does anyone care?
14 years ago at 11:44 pm^If there aren’t pictures, then no.
14 years ago at 10:44 am^^ Hard to sink in the middle of the ocean when they’re in Ohio.
14 years ago at 11:09 amSmallest boat is also the largest boat.
14 years ago at 8:19 pmOwning paddleboats. NF.
14 years ago at 8:21 pmDinghies=FAF
14 years ago at 8:55 pmSailing dinghies are in fact FAF. Paddleboats, however, are not dinghies.
14 years ago at 9:09 pmSitting on my 135ft tri-deck trinity yacht my dad got from goldman sachs for being the best employee while getting fanned with palm leaves by naked women as they blow me simultaneous as I’m wearing my sperrys and Brooks brothers and doing blow. TmylifeM
14 years ago at 9:56 pmIf you have a triple deck yacht, you might want to upgrade from brooks to savile row.
14 years ago at 10:31 pmhttp://www.savilerowco.com/products/men/mens-tshirts-polos
You can get polos for 49$. Most BB polos cost at least 60. How is that an upgrade?
14 years ago at 10:33 pmBumper boats= FaF
14 years ago at 10:45 am^^^ cool story bro. Now try not to make a generic idealistic illustration of a fraternity man living off his father’s accomplishments.
14 years ago at 12:18 pmFuck this reply button
14 years ago at 12:18 pm^^^^^ Paul Stuart. FaF.
14 years ago at 3:33 pmThis isn’t funny.
14 years ago at 8:23 pmLOL!!
14 years ago at 8:25 pm^^Please, explain.
14 years ago at 8:48 pmTry harder. Please.
14 years ago at 8:29 pmThis^
14 years ago at 8:38 pmTrying too hard, NF.
14 years ago at 8:59 pm^ Oh really? Thanks for explaining that champ.
14 years ago at 9:49 am^ Thanks man, appreciate it.
14 years ago at 3:40 pmOnly a nouveau riche would brag about this…
14 years ago at 8:31 pm^This. If it is true, I guess it’s pretty fratty, but simply making an outlandish claim about your wealth is completely NF.
14 years ago at 8:28 amYou don’t have a bass boat, queer?
14 years ago at 8:38 pm^this
14 years ago at 10:40 amIt’s called a tender, not a lifeboat. I hope your little GPS autohelm steers you straight into a shoal and your entire family drowns.
14 years ago at 9:10 pmWOW!! You know a lot about boats! I’m sure your Dad is very rich and owns many boats judging by your vast knowledge. Look out everyone, we have a “Frat Star” on our hands. Keep trying the maximum amount!
14 years ago at 9:53 pmSwing and a miss. The try-hard would be the high-school kid who originally posted this TFM.
14 years ago at 12:19 pm^^Fuck off hazegeeds. If you don’t know what a tender is then you have never spent a respectable amount of time on or around boats and yachts. Take your condescending bullshit to reddit if you have a problem with Waltz making a fully accurate statement that should be common knowledge. Frat on Waltz.
14 years ago at 1:09 pmThank you, kind sir.
14 years ago at 8:05 pmYou must be that rich guy from “frat city bitch” broseph.
14 years ago at 9:51 pm