Did Obama Really Say We Shouldn’t Celebrate Our Independence Day?
No. No, he did not. You knuckleheads. Stop sending in your tips about it. It’s simply not true.
This article, for those not caught up to speed, has been making the rounds this week. In it, President Obama is quoted as saying — or encouraging, more particularly — Americans not to celebrate the 4th of July, our Independence Day, due to our country’s “radical” and unjust split from Great Britain.
Here’s the quote:
“America is a great country. There is no denying this. However, I caution you all as you step forward in your careers. Peer back into history and ask yourselves- Was a revolution truly necessary? Great Britain may not have had it completely right, but they had many things right. Take taxes for example. If your neighbor makes $1 Million a year, but you and your family can barely keep the heat on should he not help your family? God instructs us to help our neighbors. He does not instruct us to look down upon them though the windows of capitalism. Why then on the Fourth of July should you celebrate such a radical break from what is Godly and just? No doubt there are many voices warning you of the harm of big government. They are wrong. Government can provide you with what family and friends cannot. If this is gone what will you have?”
What many are apparently missing, though, is that it’s tagged as “satire,” thus completely fictional.
You’ve upset the president.

[via The Liberty Paper]
Image via The Blaze
Didn’t Dorn literally say that this was satire in his article? My God, you people are easy to troll.
13 years ago at 3:36 pmDoesn’t get it.
13 years ago at 5:36 pmLiterally created this account just to share how much of a fucking piece of shit barry is. Get fucked you wanna be black-liberal-constitution hating gdi fuck.
13 years ago at 3:36 pmfucked up on this, meant wana-be-black, liberal, etc. maybe not much better, but not racist as originally viewed.
13 years ago at 4:39 pm^ he likes the shadow-people afterall
13 years ago at 5:25 pmya got me sport.
13 years ago at 9:45 pm^its spooorr you peasant. say it like the trailer trash dakota area that you hail from.
13 years ago at 2:55 pmAnd yet I still believe that deep down inside he will not be celebrating the birth of this racist, bible thumping, gun clinging country that is comprised of 57 states.
13 years ago at 3:38 pmmichelle obama is way hotter than that fatass kate upton
13 years ago at 3:52 pmHer hotness is completely ruined by the fact that she wipes her ass with the constitution and sucks the dick of the most un-American president we have had in years. Liking michelle= NF
13 years ago at 4:03 pm^You should never have made this account in the first place. Seems like you have a knack for missing key details.
13 years ago at 4:12 pm^Get a dick in your face.
13 years ago at 4:34 pm^eat shit and die pussy
13 years ago at 5:22 pm^^ We got him riled up now. Hold on to your hats, boys
13 years ago at 5:31 pmIts kind of ironic being called a pussy by someone who is defending a liberal president. I would get into a cuss vrs cuss match on here but it really isn’t going to change the fact that you are an uneducated person and unfortunate voter. Thanks for helping to ruin shit for my country.
Fuck Emperor O
13 years ago at 9:43 pmThe trolls have become the trolled. Good work, Dorn.
13 years ago at 3:56 pmSATIRE? Shit. There’s 3 minutes out of my life gone. Oh well, back to Nattyrol and summer exams.
Still, my point stands… AR-15 > fireworks.
13 years ago at 5:47 pmThat .gif is fabulous.
13 years ago at 6:20 pmThe sad thing is, even reading that it was a satirical article I can 100% believe that Obama would say that. Redistributing, socialist jackass. Helping your fellow man is godly because you do it out of the goodness of your heart, not because your government took from your paycheck without your input and supported unemployed idiots.
13 years ago at 7:54 pmWell it seems you’ve been taking lessons from SFPL. Come up with an attention-grabbing title so people click on the article, then do as little actual work as possible on the actual column. A+
13 years ago at 8:38 pmDorn your wife is a babe, keep up the good work
13 years ago at 9:15 pm