Do You Want More Boobs? We’ve Got More Boobs Just For You
We’ve heard you clamoring in the comments section. Much to your chagrin, Rush Boobs still exist. They’re just located on Cyber Dust, because we can’t post them anywhere else.
As you probably know, Cyber Dust is an app where you can send messages and pictures that disappear and never hit a hard drive anywhere, so you can send whatever you want to whoever you want without getting kicked off campus, or out of school, or screamed at by your girlfriend who doesn’t understand that sending a dick pic doesn’t constitute cheating. Once the messages are gone, they are gone forever. Practice safe text, use Cyber Dust.
For the same reason you don’t want certain people seeing certain messages, we’ll be blasting out some of our racier content that’s too damn sexy for the site or Twitter or Facebook exclusively on Cyber Dust. For starters, Rush Boobs will be sent directly to you as a private link through the app, and that private link will be the only way you can access the gallery. Apparently some advertisers don’t like boobs, but we love boobs, and we know you love boobs, so we’re going to blast boobs out to you on Cyber Dust every single week. Obviously, this means you need to download Cyber Dust and add +TotalFratMove in order to receive Rush Boobs every week, along with other awesome shit.
Download Cyber Dust and Add +TotalFratMove
Keep in mind, when we send that pic out on Cyber Dust, there’s a chance that shit will be sailboat free. Add us now. .
Not good enough intern, get ya’lls shit together
9 years ago at 2:38 pmNipple free pics. I’m sold.
9 years ago at 2:39 pmSHE AIN’T GOT NO NIPPLES
9 years ago at 2:41 pmBring back rush boobs.
9 years ago at 2:39 pmThey kind of are if you’d read the article.
9 years ago at 2:48 pmFucking new guy falling for the intern’s bullshit.
9 years ago at 3:22 pmDid you click the rush boobs link in the article?
9 years ago at 4:00 pmThat dust I just got with a link to rush boobs didn’t seem like bullshit to me.
9 years ago at 4:15 pmBring back the forums
9 years ago at 2:40 pmHe’s right you know. You should bring me back.
9 years ago at 2:52 pmMan you should just start a forum topic everyday, everyone can up vote you, and we’ll just take over this section everyday.
9 years ago at 4:02 pmGreat fucking idea. I’ll start up tomorrow.
9 years ago at 4:16 pmClickbait.
9 years ago at 2:41 pmBring back the banner.
9 years ago at 2:41 pmPass.
9 years ago at 2:41 pmYou roped us in with the same bullshit lie the first time. I’m not re-downloading the goddamn app.
9 years ago at 2:46 pmThey almost got me to download the app with this “article”… Almost
9 years ago at 3:57 pmSell outs
9 years ago at 2:56 pmSame thing you said last time and all that happened was Mark Cuban sent us a bunch of shit, and there were no boobs.
9 years ago at 2:56 pm