Do You Want More Ass? We’ve Got More Ass Just For You

TFM Intern9 years ago

“Marry the ass and buy the rack later.” That’s just a classic life motto, right there. Ass made one hell of a comeback in 2015, and really gave boobs a run for their money. There was the rise in the #buttstuff movement, we saw more and more people (particularly rappers) openly admit to eating ass, and more girls like Jen Selter popped up on Instagram for our viewing pleasure.

We also saw an increase in ass popularity in the Greek world as well. Rush boobs have been a time-honored tradition dating back to the early years of fraternity life. Heck, we’ve been tossing out a Rush Boobs article every week for ages now. For those of us who prefer the butt over the tits, though, we’ve got you covered.

More and more girls have been opting to submit Rush Ass over Rush Boobs, and that’s why we are putting together a little article chalk full of the best and biggest asses donning fraternity letters from the past year. Yes, that’s right — you will be hit in the face with nothing but great asses and there’s nothing you can do about it. Sit back, grab a few tissues, and enjoy.

Tomorrow night at 7pm CST we will be revealing the “Best Rush Ass of 2015” exclusively on Cyber Dust. For those with learning disorders like Steve Holt, Cyber Dust is the Mark Cuban-backed app with the message-destructing feature that wipes anything you post off the face of the planet, permanently, which means you need to download the app because you’ll only be able to catch this thing tomorrow, Wednesday, and Thursday at 7pm CST.