Dogfish Head Brewery To Open Glorious Sounding Beer Themed Hotel

As long as the good people at Dogfish Head don’t mind dealing with excessive property damage or guests frequently pissing in the stairwells, I don’t see this being anything but a success. For those who have never had the pleasure of consuming Dogfish Head beer, a brewery based out of Delaware, it is delicious. Their Pumpkin Ale, which I was lucky enough to consume in mass amounts this weekend while attending a wedding just outside Philadelphia, is one of the best pumpkin beers in the country. The rest of their catalog is excellent as well, specifically their different IPAs, which is good, since the rooms are going to be packed to the gills with booze.

According to an official announcement, Dogfish will team with Brooklyn’s Studio Tack and Delaware’s Lighthouse Construction to design the hotel, which promises a revamp featuring “Dogfish vibes.” Per the New York Times, said “vibes” translate to micro-fridges and beer glasses in every room, as well as “a bottle opener on the wall.” Dogfish Inn’s projected opening: Spring 2014.

This hotel sounds like it’s going to be a fun experiment, but I still can’t help but wonder what the most common complaint from guests and staff will be. Here’s my top 5 guesses:

1) Drunk guest urinating out a window.
2) Drunk guest passed out in wrong room.
3) Drunk guest(s) acting belligerent and/or starting fights.
4) Drunk couple arguing loudly.
5) Drunk couple having even louder make up/hate sex.

-and a bonus guess-

6) Drunk guest’s bodily functions going broken arrow, dropping full payloads simultaneously.

Still, despite all those realistic possibilities, I’d stay there. The Pumpkin Ale is that good.

[via Eater.com]

[Photo: ampersandyslexia/Flickr]

  1. Pastor Frat Phelps

    My favorite brewery, their Sah’Tea is my favorite beer. The 90-minute IPA is also really good.

    11 years ago at 5:30 pm
    1. Frattie Smalls

      Try Olde School by them. It’s a 14-16% barleywine aged in old bourbon barrels. Perfect for a cold fall night. Easily their most underrated beer.

      11 years ago at 6:26 pm
    2. WtF_

      I like the 75 minute better. it’s a nice blend of 60 and 90 minutes. Dogfish Head is really what got me into IPA’s.

      11 years ago at 8:58 pm
    3. Pastor Frat Phelps

      ^^Agreed, but 90 minute is much more accessible to people who aren’t that familiar with craft beer. Yeah, Dogfish Head got me into IPAs too, and now they’re my favorite kind of beer. I recommend it to everyone even though I know there’s just as many people who don’t like IPAs.

      11 years ago at 11:11 pm
    4. Broston Tea Party

      Ever had the 120 minute? That’s a kick in the pants. Extremely good, though, for $42 a four-pack.

      11 years ago at 11:08 am
  2. JohnFratYatesSommers

    Their 120 minute IPA is only available certain times of year, but is in my opinion the best beer in the country.. aside from natty light of course.

    11 years ago at 5:40 pm
    1. inhocFaF

      It’s certainly an interesting beer. Expensive and somewhat hard to find but definitely worth it every now and again.

      11 years ago at 6:52 pm
    2. Broston Tea Party

      I worked at a liquor store for a summer, and we sold the 120 minute. I got it for half price. Literally the best beer I have ever had.

      11 years ago at 11:32 am
  3. Blantons

    Shoulda had their punkin last year it was a lot better then. Their IPAs are good but a lot of their stuff drifting into the fruit beer land where I don’t venture.

    11 years ago at 6:58 pm