Dom Mazzetti Explains Why Being Jacked Is Better Than Actually Knowing How To Fight

  1. Steroid are frat

    Dan how much you bench? You probably only have to lower the bar about inch because of your fat stomach

    9 years ago at 10:05 pm
      1. GregoryMcCoy

        Also, what kinda bench form do you have where the bar touches your stomach?? You’re just a big idiot and, I hate your guts.

        9 years ago at 10:14 pm
      2. Steroid are frat

        I’m actually about to set a world record on bench and squat for powerlifting in the 308lbs class..I just wanted to call him fat

        9 years ago at 10:28 pm
  2. BooBooBoozer

    How long did it take for him to let you have it when you were tugging him off Dan?

    9 years ago at 10:12 pm
    1. frabst II

      Dan lets Dom plug it right into his prolapsed anis, or as Dan calls it his “awesome blossom.”

      9 years ago at 10:19 pm
  3. George S. Patton

    You could also opt for the dad bod, making the statement “I can’t kick your ass, but I have enough money to hire someone to kick your ass.”

    9 years ago at 10:44 pm
    1. Nolanwastaken

      No. That says, “I’m out of shape and can’t kick the shit out of anything. But it doesn’t matter because fighting is for middle schoolers and professionals. I’m just here for the beer.”

      9 years ago at 3:36 pm
  4. Drunk Chris Berman

    since when has wearing tank tops to dinner been acceptable? that’s just being a toolshed

    9 years ago at 11:00 pm