Donald Trump Cheats At Golf
The world can forgive a lot of things, but cheating at golf is a hard one to let go.
Apparently, no one in this world cheats at golf like Donald Trump. The self-proclaimed billionaire and presidential candidate was exposed by The Washington Post as being a serial golf cheater.
From The Washington Post:
One morning in the mid-1990s, Mark Mulvoy was on the sixth hole of Long Island’s Garden City Golf Club with Donald Trump when the skies opened, and they ducked for cover under a nearby awning. The rain let up a few moments later, and Mulvoy, then the managing editor of Sports Illustrated, returned to the green. When he got there, he found a ball 10 feet from the pin that he didn’t remember seeing before the storm.
“Who the hell’s ball is this?” he said.
“That’s me,” the real estate mogul said, according to Mulvoy.
“Donald, give me a f—— break,” Mulvoy recalls telling him. “You’ve been hacking away in the g—— weeds all day. You do not lie there.”
“Ahh, the guys I play with cheat all the time,” he recalls Trump replying. “I have to cheat just to keep up with them.”
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“The worst celebrity golf cheat?” the rock star Alice Cooper said in a 2012 interview with Q magazine. “I wish I could tell you that. It would be a shocker. I played with Donald Trump one time. That’s all I’m going to say.” (“I’ve never played with Alice Cooper,” Trump said. “That’s a terrible thing to say about people, especially me.”)
“Golf is like bicycle shorts: It can reveal a lot about a guy,” said Rick Reilly, the sportswriter who hit the links with Trump for his 2004 book “Who’s Your Caddy?” in which he lugged clubs for several of the world’s best golfers and VIP amateurs.
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Reilly told The Washington Post about an afternoon when Trump wrote down scores he didn’t actually achieve on his scorecard, conceded putts to himself by raking the ball into the hole with his putter rather than striking it properly (“He rakes like my gardener!”), and even called a gimme — something a player might claim for a two-foot putt — on what should have been a chip shot.
“He took the world’s first gimme chip-in,” Reilly said. At one point, Trump, after taking a number of second shots, told Reilly to “make sure you write that I play my first ball. You don’t get a second ball in life.” In life it may or may not be true that a person gets a second chance; and yet, as Reilly wrote, on holes 1, 13 and 17, Trump did indeed get a second ball.
We’ve all had our bad days on the course (Well, maybe not Dan Regester). It’s tough to etch out that 97 on the scorecard and call it a day, but golf is a gentleman’s game, and gentlemen don’t cheat. Golf is for people with integrity.
Trump clearly isn’t a bad golfer. He has a funny-looking swing, but it obviously can get the job done — as evidenced by this tee shot below:
I will concede this: I appreciate how little Donald Trump cares about what other people think. A “gimme chip-in” is perhaps the most absurd golf tale I’ve ever heard, but you have to respect the boldness of trying to get away with that. I’m not surprised at all. I mean, this is the guy who once said he thought poor people and children shouldn’t be allowed to play golf.
Trump owns dozens of courses around the world, and many of them are considered to be among golf’s top-tier. That’s all fine and might even be enough for a playing partner to ignore Trump’s persistent cheating habits, but a real man takes his quadruple bogey, grabs his ball, takes a swig of his beer, and heads to the next hole unscathed. Short-term memory is a benefit in golf. In reality, Trump probably shoots an 86 and writes down 75.
Shaving strokes is for the Patrick Reeds of the world, I’d prefer a president who aligns more with Jordan Spieth..
[via Washington Post]
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Your mother cheats on your father
10 years ago at 11:06 amShhhh
10 years ago at 11:23 amTell me something Steve Holt’s mom. Are you pissed his dad didn’t pull out?
10 years ago at 11:34 amWell fuck me then I guess that wasn’t funny. Laps taken.
10 years ago at 12:00 pmTough crowd, man.
10 years ago at 1:12 pmAt this point I have so many kids with different fathers I could care less.
10 years ago at 2:26 pmIf you aren’t cheating you aren’t trying hard enough. TFM.
10 years ago at 11:06 amI bet Trump could fuck on Obumma on the links
10 years ago at 11:08 amIf it’s not in a tournament and nothing is on the line, who cares? Who among us hasn’t picked up after a shitty eighth shot and quit on a hole?
10 years ago at 11:08 amwe’ve all picked up that shitty eighth shot, but we didn’t write “4” down on the scorecard
10 years ago at 11:10 amTrump may cheat on the course, but Clintons cheat in the office.
10 years ago at 11:16 amI’d shove a cigar up an interns snatch any day
10 years ago at 11:54 amAlthough I would never vote for him in the primary, Donald Trump is the biggest TFM I’ve ever seen. Everything this man does is a power move
10 years ago at 11:25 amTrump blasting power points into the crowd before his tee shot even lands. TFM.
10 years ago at 11:26 am“(Except maybe Dan Register)” Jack Hammer is ghost writing for Steve Holt.
10 years ago at 11:26 amHonestly, I wish this was the case and I was that ingenious to create the most hated character on the Internet and not actually have to deal with such an insufferable human being in real life. Unfortunately none of that is true, and Steve Holt is very much a real person.
10 years ago at 1:07 pmSo what I’m hearing is you’d like him to disappear? I could take care of that for the low low price of BRINGING BACK THE DAMN FORUMS!
10 years ago at 1:21 pmWhether or not “SteveHolt” represents a unique physical entity is irrelevant. I do not recognize his reality, therefore he does not exist.
10 years ago at 1:24 pmIf he does exist I have the following questions:
How come he has never appeared on a “mean comments video” ?
Why isn’t he listed on Gradex’s staff page.
Why does his writting when it doesn’t completely suck sound like Dorn, or Harrison or you?
He doesn’t exist.
10 years ago at 2:20 pmDevry pointed it out and Harrison’s writing style is unmistakable. But while you’re here… Eagles 16-0 babyyyy.
10 years ago at 4:40 pmI only came back to tell you all Steve Holt thinks Iran should have Nuclear weapons. Fuck you, Steve Holt.

10 years ago at 11:33 am#FreeShibby2015
10 years ago at 11:35 amSteve Holt would rather get a round in with that pant suit wearing dyke, Hillary
10 years ago at 11:36 am