Donald Trump Loves Latinos (And His Ex-Wife?)

Trump got festive this Cinco de Mayo by housing some authentic Trump Tower Mexican food.

Brilliant move. I can’t tell if he intended for this to come off as a joke, but everyone seems to think it is. And it’s working. Don called Mexicans a bunch of rapists to lock down the hardcore right, but now that he’s about to enter the general election, he’s gotta win over the moderates by pulling a 180 and turning his past racism into a joke. How does he do that? Business Insider has this theory:

Trump can’t unsay things — like that Mexico is sending us “rapists.” But he can do his best to turn his racism problem into a big joke.

Trump’s taco tweet is comical. It is so cartoonish in its insensitivity and its pandering that it reads like a joke. Usually, “comical” is not the look a presidential candidate wants to go for. But it’s better than “offensive.”

If Trump can get some voters to laugh off his race and ethnicity problems — and perhaps to think of them in a category with the outrage over “disrespectful” inauthentic sushi at Oberlin, as another example of the little problems that some people get too worked up about these days — that will help him get away with the more pernicious manifestations of his racial and ethnic outlook.

Crazy how a politician can essentially rewrite his past with a few well-played social posts.

Also, notice the magazine underneath his big, edible bowl of Mexican stuff. Trump was looking forlongingly at an old article about his ex-wife.

Maybe he still loves her? Or maybe he plans on using her face as TP once that bowl of slop makes its way into his lower intestine.

[via Business Insider]

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  1. SirCarlosIII

    Donald Trump would love to see a compilation of people failing and he would be psyched if it is posted today. I know this because he is a friend of mine and he told me.

    9 years ago at 10:27 am
      1. SirCarlosIII

        As far as I know he’s my buddy and he is also friend with this pretty rich dude named Carlos Slim.

        9 years ago at 10:33 am
  2. AlotInsideAmySchumer

    I wish there was a post where I can ask intern Sydney some serious questions.

    9 years ago at 10:35 am
    1. FratsAndStats

      I wish you would delete your account, but we can’t always get what we want.

      9 years ago at 11:11 am
  3. Brotein Shake

    I’m having a hard time trying to figure out the motivation behind this. It’s cartoonishly pandering, like what Hillary does, so is that what he’s doing? Mocking Hillary?

    9 years ago at 10:41 am
    1. VandyConservative

      He might realize his best chance is if this election further devolves into a shitshow. If he can get Hillary to crack the moderates might not even show up on election day and the conservatives will grit their teeth and vote for his liberal bullshit because at least he isn’t talking about taking guns. Or he was drunk. Mighta been really drunk.

      9 years ago at 10:46 am
  4. Busch deLight

    When I smack off I occasionally think of fucking my ex from behind. Her ass was the most amazing beautiful ass I’ve ever had the honor of fucking. Too bad she was bat shit crazy and ended up being a fucking sloot. Found out she was a well known goober gobbler back home and was cheating on me.

    9 years ago at 10:46 am
  5. Don_Frat

    Is “Ask intern Sheila” happening today? there should be lots of intriguing questions from the TFM community today.

    9 years ago at 10:54 am
  6. Ants In My Eyes Johnson

    How much does Donald Trump love Latinos and his ex-wife? I don’t know I got ants in my eyes I also can’t feel but that’s not as catchy as ants in my eyes I’m Ants in My Eyes Johnson!

    9 years ago at 11:12 am
      1. SteveHoltOnDrugs

        I know: You don’t see it going anywhere either because you’ve got ants in your eyes.

        9 years ago at 9:12 am
  7. GeneralChocha

    He isn’t against latinos he doesn’t want people coming here illegally. The narrative has been shaped by the media so much it has filtered down here as canon.

    9 years ago at 11:20 am