Donald Trump Wants To Rid The Country Of Our Greatest Headache, Lena Dunham
9 years ago

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A vote for Donald Trump is a vote to boot the human Ziploc bag of lumpy cottage cheese that is Lena Dunham out of the country. That hunched over, tatted-up, self-admitted sister molesting sack of potatoes went on record saying that she would be taking her talentless ass to Vancouver if “The Don” was elected president.

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“Well, she’s a B actor and has no mojo. I heard Whoopi Goldberg said that too – that would be a great, great thing for our country if she got out. We’ll get rid of Rosie? Oh I love it. Now I have to get elected because I’ll be doing a great service to our country. I have to. Now it’s much more important. In fact, I’ll immediately get off this call and start campaigning right now.”

Anyone that drops the “I’m moving to Canada if…” line should immediately have their citizenship revoked solely for being an unoriginal asshole. Get some new material already, people.

Typically, I like to play contrarian. It’s kind of my shtick. But not here. You want to go freeze your floppy tits off for 11 months of the year, Lena? Go for it, you doughy troll. No need to announce your relocation as — you’ll notice when Donald wins — literally no one will try to stop you. Take your garbage-filled email newsletter, vagina-flashing homely body, and the entire show and cast of Girls with you on the way out, too. Except Allison Williams. That little sexpot can stay.

If Dunham wanted to really derail his campaign, she would actually say she’s moving to Canada if he wasn’t elected. Right now, you’re just shoveling coal into the Trump train’s engine fueling it to keep chugging along. A little self awareness goes a long way.

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  2. VandyConservative

    As shitty as she is, Trump still covers his leftist economic policy with a few immigration talking points and political tough talk. The man is not a conservative and even Lena Dunham’s departure can’t get him my worthless vote

    9 years ago at 11:27 am
  3. Baconsface

    No matter where you stand on politics, picking any of the candidates is like picking which STD you’d rather have. This election is embarrassing.

    9 years ago at 11:37 am
      4. Fratty_Roosevelt

        I actually think of Bernie as syphillus. Looks harmless at first, but then it gets into your brain and murders the fuck out of you.

        9 years ago at 2:20 pm
  4. acfabregat

    If Lena Dunham had a shred of self awareness, she probably would be a much less shitty person.

    9 years ago at 11:43 am
  6. Rad_pitt

    If you are willing and openly talk about leaving America because a guy you didn’t like got elected president, you should be exiled to Siberia. Love it or leave it, fuckers.

    9 years ago at 11:47 am
  7. Conway Titties

    I don’t care what political party you’re in: if you only identify as an American so long as it is politically convenient for you, don’t wait for the election to fuck off to Canada. You’re a piece of shit, and we don’t want you.

    9 years ago at 11:49 am
    1. Bid Notice

      They probably should consider it if they really don’t like Trump that much, as there will be a wall separating them from Trump.

      9 years ago at 12:29 pm
      1. chuckescobar

        Yes hating Trump so much that you would take a chance to become a headless corpse. Oh how I wish Lena Dunham would come to Mexico.

        9 years ago at 2:09 pm
      3. math_is_hard

        What kind of man actually allows Lena Dunham to enter their sphere of consciousness except to immediately block out a conversation about her between some girls?

        9 years ago at 11:01 pm
    3. ImHereForTheGangbang

      Liberals like the *idea* of Mexicans. They don’t actually like being around them.

      9 years ago at 7:33 pm
  9. Coolnamewastaken

    Look at those dead eyes, thousand cock stare and aggressively hateful expression…and I’m just talking about Dan.

    9 years ago at 12:12 pm