Donald Trump Wants To Rid The Country Of Our Greatest Headache, Lena Dunham
A vote for Donald Trump is a vote to boot the human Ziploc bag of lumpy cottage cheese that is Lena Dunham out of the country. That hunched over, tatted-up, self-admitted sister molesting sack of potatoes went on record saying that she would be taking her talentless ass to Vancouver if “The Don” was elected president.
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“Well, she’s a B actor and has no mojo. I heard Whoopi Goldberg said that too – that would be a great, great thing for our country if she got out. We’ll get rid of Rosie? Oh I love it. Now I have to get elected because I’ll be doing a great service to our country. I have to. Now it’s much more important. In fact, I’ll immediately get off this call and start campaigning right now.”
Anyone that drops the “I’m moving to Canada if…” line should immediately have their citizenship revoked solely for being an unoriginal asshole. Get some new material already, people.
Typically, I like to play contrarian. It’s kind of my shtick. But not here. You want to go freeze your floppy tits off for 11 months of the year, Lena? Go for it, you doughy troll. No need to announce your relocation as — you’ll notice when Donald wins — literally no one will try to stop you. Take your garbage-filled email newsletter, vagina-flashing homely body, and the entire show and cast of Girls with you on the way out, too. Except Allison Williams. That little sexpot can stay.
If Dunham wanted to really derail his campaign, she would actually say she’s moving to Canada if he wasn’t elected. Right now, you’re just shoveling coal into the Trump train’s engine fueling it to keep chugging along. A little self awareness goes a long way..
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I call bullshit on all of them…they will just complain on tumblr and twitter (i cant even go on twitter anymore too many sjws) for the next 4 or 8 years
9 years ago at 1:47 pmDoes anyone actually care what she thinks?
9 years ago at 1:47 pmNo. Even the white liberal hipster feminists who used to watch her HBO show have turned on her because of all the dumb shit she says. She’s THAT insufferable.
9 years ago at 7:37 pmI’ll pay for the plane ticket.
Actually I hate when obese people have their fat rolls spill into the seat next to me, I’ll buy two seats for her.
9 years ago at 2:27 pmWish he’d rid the country of Jeff Dunham and his gimmicky “stand up” comedy
9 years ago at 5:18 pmWhat an ugly slumpy fembitch
9 years ago at 6:59 pmOf all the chicks on that show, this lumpy potato sack with the weird-shaped tits is the only one who gets naked. Bizarre.
9 years ago at 7:40 pmFuck this bitch, I’m from Vancouver why the fuck do we get this dumbass liberal
9 years ago at 10:49 pmI think we should put Airforce 1 to work shipping these unpatriotic fucks out of the country for good.
9 years ago at 12:23 amBack up, what about her molesting her sister?
9 years ago at 10:30 amAll these celebrities threatening to leave the country are just like those annoying kids in high school that threatened to leave town because “everyone here is an idiot”, but are still there 5 years later. No one cared if they left back then and everyone wishes they did now.
9 years ago at 4:34 pm