Don’t Drink Corona Extra This Spring Break Unless You’re Trying To Chug Glass

Don't Drink Corona This Spring Break Unless You're Trying To Chug Glass

A spring break staple is in jeopardy and people need to be made aware. Constellation Brewing recently had to recall certain 12 and 18-packs of Corona Extra due to reports that bottles contained particles of glass.

From LA Times:

“The recall affects about 1 in every 5,000 bottles of beer.
“This recall is very limited in scope, as potentially affected bottles represent less than one-tenth of 1% of Corona Extra 12-ounce clear bottles in the marketplace,” the statement says. “While the number of potentially impacted bottles is relatively small, we’re initiating this recall as a precaution to ensure the safety of consumers.”

I thought the beer shits were bad enough to begin with, but glass and beer squirts? Count me out.

While nobody’s quite sure how glass ended up in these bottles, I’m willing to bet it has something to do with said bottles being made of glass. Deductive reasoning and such. Granted, sand is bound to get in a beer or two, but that’s a couple thousand degrees off being razor sharp and potentially harmful. Still icky though.

Luckily, there is a means of figuring out whether your beer is one in the .001% that is tainted.

“To find out whether a bottle has been recalled, check the eight-digit alphanumeric code on the side panel of the cardboard carton that holds the 12-pack or 18-pack of beer. The code is also printed on the necks of the Corona Extra 12-ounce bottles. A full list of the recalled codes can be found on the Corona website. For a refund or questions, call the consumer call center at (866) 204-9407.”

Since no spring break is complete without a few Coronas and a lime on deck, make sure to double check that site before you start partying it up. Your anus will thank you.

    1. Fratty Pebbles

      The pledges can drink tap water from Flint Michigan. They’d be lucky if some drunk ass active took a piss in it and they get a buzz

      8 years ago at 5:11 pm
  1. fratstar570

    TFM should’ve just released an article saying how frat it is to drink Corona, and you would’ve killed off all the try-hards and high school frat stars. Real fraternity men don’t drink Corona.

    8 years ago at 3:21 pm
    1. StockWithFrock

      You started off strong there.. But there’s nothing wrong with a corona, a lime, babes, and a beach. That’s about as frat as it gets.

      8 years ago at 3:41 pm
      1. fratstar570

        Northerner here…I’m used to drinking piss flavored beer out of kegs in dingy basements with winds colder than Hot Piece’s heart blowing around outside for about 5-6 months out of a year.

        8 years ago at 4:05 pm
      2. StockWithFrock

        Oh don’t get me wrong. I love drinking watered down yeast out of a can as much as the rest, but there’s something genuinely refreshing about Mexican beer on a hot summer day.

        8 years ago at 4:24 pm
    1. Keep It Buttery

      I’d finger paint their buttholes with petroleum jelly. Just the holes.

      8 years ago at 3:36 pm
  2. Bobby Axelrod

    I realize he doesn’t have much competition with the current staff, but why do they keep letting Karl Karlson write these landfill infernos he calls articles.

    “I’d be?” – think you mean “bet” shit stain.

    And less than a tenth of 1% is <0.1%, not .001% cocktard.

    8 years ago at 3:48 pm
    1. Karl Karlson

      Someone’s cranky! I recommend mellowing out with the refreshing taste of a Corona Extra. May I recommend an 18 pack in the A266_ _ _ 8 range?

      8 years ago at 4:33 pm
  3. Hoosier_SNU

    Thanks, Carl! All we get in Sunnyvale is swish, meanwhile you enjoy the smooth taste of Duff!

    8 years ago at 5:00 pm
  4. Red Leader

    Already went on Spring Break and already drank plenty of Corona. Luckily I’m not in that .01%

    8 years ago at 12:57 am
  5. Lawhon58

    I’m just trying to figure out why there was a fucking Bernie Sanders add on a TFM article.

    8 years ago at 1:20 am