Don’t Throw Away Your Shot At Winning Big Money This Weekend
Everyone knows the best part of finals is dead week, when there’s nothing to do but study party at the bars. Unfortunately, you drained your bank account dry during dead week and are in need of some serious cash to replenish your fundage. Since dad is tired of rescuing your ass, DraftKings is here to help you get back on the right track.
Enter the $100K Contest NOW FOR FREE
Our good friends at DraftKings are holding a special contest just for TFM that you can enter for a shot at the top prize of $10,000 in their PGA $100K Mini Pressure Putt contest. Don’t know how to play fantasy golf? Stop crying and grow a pair. It’s so easy to understand the rules on DraftKings that even I can play, and I’m a worthless piece of intern scum (they made me write that). You’re given $50,000 in cap space to put together a roster of 6 golfers who hit it long and straight and will earn you the most points. That’s it. BOOM. Simple shit.
This contest is totally free to first-time depositors. If you’ve been owning the competition on DraftKings all year like I have, then it’s only $3 to enter. You can find $3 in your girlfriend’s purse and pay her back with the big money you win. Free money is free money, and your trust fund hasn’t kicked in yet. The top 7,850 people in this contest get paid.
Enter The $100K Contest NOW
Hop on the money train. Sign up now before the contest fills and earn your shot at free money.
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10 years ago at 11:47 amYour Dad could’ve spent $3 on a pack of condoms to prevent you from being born, intern, but no he spent it on draft kings. Asshole.
10 years ago at 11:52 amYou are a worthless piece of scum.
10 years ago at 8:19 am