Doofus On Jeopardy May Never Be Allowed Inside Alabama State Lines
A Vine showing a tragically sports-illiterate Jeopardy contestant answering “What is Auburn?” to a $200 clue reading “Crimson Tide” is making the rounds today, and the entire nation is shaking its head. The citizens of Alabama, on the other head, are straight up outraged.
I know the dude is probably the quiet bookish type who has written a 100-page thesis on the “false sense of pride exhibited by overzealous sports fans” or some shit, but this is downright disrespectful. I want to say it’s like getting a Jeopardy clue that says “Jesus” and answering “What is Scientology?” but even that doesn’t come close to the caliber of offensiveness he just dished out to people in the Yellowhammer State.
He picked the absolute worst college rivalry to fuck up on. Saying Clemson Gamecocks or Michigan State Wolverines will elicit some eye-rolls, and saying Mississippi State Rebels will get you a right hook to the face. But saying Auburn Crimson Tide is a one-way ticket to buttfuck city.
If he ever finds himself passing through Alabama, he better not stop at a roadside BBQ shack. He might git recongized from the internets, and Jim Bob and Bubba (who are die-hard fans despite never coming close to attending either college) are fixin’ tuh stuff dat purdy liberry man’s butthole till he hollers “RAWWWWLL TAWWWD!!”.
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The Jim Bob and Bubba characters are autobiographical, huh Alex?
10 years ago at 12:19 pmi’m pretty confident alabama doesn’t make up the core of jeopardy’s audience
10 years ago at 12:23 pmTeh clampson futballz team does becuz they are all bottom tier nerds who watch gameshows on friday nights. When all you play are JV teams it saves u a lot of preparation time
10 years ago at 12:43 pmYou seem to be the biproduct of Jim-bob and his cousin.
10 years ago at 3:14 pmROLLLLL TIDE
10 years ago at 8:50 amDo Alabama fans even know how to work the internet?
10 years ago at 12:44 pmIt’s reported that in the larger cities you can access AOL through a dialup connection.
10 years ago at 12:49 pmIf Alabama has the fourth largest technology park in the world and NASA, I’m pretty sure they can figure out the Internet.
10 years ago at 5:13 pmIs the women in the cover photo the TFM Office mom?
10 years ago at 1:03 pmThat’s HotPiece. She really let herself go over the holidays.
10 years ago at 1:05 pmThose same fans that think Alaska is not in the U.S and that Washington DC is part of Washington state
10 years ago at 1:16 pmNot being allowed in Alabama isn’t a huge loss.
10 years ago at 2:11 pmI can’t explain why I have had this on repeat for over 15 minutes.
10 years ago at 3:30 pmNo one asked you to
10 years ago at 1:10 am“Mississippi State Rebels” I didn’t know the SEC added a new team?
10 years ago at 4:05 pmThat’s the joke, son. It’s the South Carolina Gamecocks, Michigan Wolverines, and Ole Miss Rebels. Ya see what he did there?
10 years ago at 4:18 pm