Dorn Sets World Record With 116 MPH Lacrosse Shot
Useless, obscure athletic abilities run in the Dorn family. We can’t explain this trait. We just show our skills off and, unfortunately, aren’t able to benefit from them. We can draw a crowd, though. For example, I used to own a half court hook shot that I could hit at about a 35% clip. I’d make it or rim out every time. But then you throw me out there in live action, and I was just your average, white high school freshman with very limited game.
Zak Dorn knows what I’m talking about. He doesn’t have Gatorade or Nike knocking on his door, but he owns the fastest lacrosse shot in the game.
From American Live Wire:
Major League Lacrosse fan Zak Dorn qualified to partake in the 2014 MLL Fastest Shot contest shooting 107 mph in the Rabil Warrior Challenge.
Dorn then went on to first tie Mike Sawyer’s world record 114 mph shot and then break the world record with a rocket shot coming in 116 mph.
Classic Dorn. Classic. Just so fucking classic.
[via American Live Wire]
Breaking the world record and still claiming that he’s thrown faster before. TFM
11 years ago at 5:29 pmEverything about that last sentence makes me want to punch you in the face. Fuck you, Dorno.
11 years ago at 5:40 pm
11 years ago at 5:50 pmToo bad lacrosse isn’t a real sport. I’m going to break a world record by weaving a basket in the fastest time
11 years ago at 5:55 pmYeah please do us a favor and stop commenting
11 years ago at 7:56 pmIronic, Dorn’s mom holds the world record for most consecutive BJ’s in a hour at 116.
11 years ago at 6:11 pmTwo per minute? Not too shabby.
11 years ago at 6:51 pmFalse.
11 years ago at 7:15 pmHow good can the quality actually be, it’s Dorn’s mom.
11 years ago at 1:02 amFact.
11 years ago at 4:08 amWeak
11 years ago at 9:20 amAnyone remember when Dorn said he could play on Team USA’s Olympic Basketball team?
11 years ago at 6:24 pmYou should stick to sausage.
11 years ago at 10:05 pmIs this a fucking joke
11 years ago at 6:50 pmYou’re useless
11 years ago at 7:28 pm“Classic Dorn. Classic. Just so fucking classic.” – Dorn to himself as he sits in a bush near a playground and congratulates himself on how well hidden he is
11 years ago at 7:42 pmDorn also has the world record for the number of fingers he can fit in his ass. He doesn’t talk about that though.
11 years ago at 8:15 pmI heard it was 11 fingers, he had SFPL help him out.
11 years ago at 9:18 pmI wouldn’t be surprised if Bacon put a few in their too.
11 years ago at 9:35 pmBeating professionals at their own game TFM
11 years ago at 8:33 pm