Top 10 Frattest MLB Players

10. Mickey Mantle


Mickey Mantle kicks off this list for being perhaps the highest functioning alcoholic this country has ever seen. While playing drunk, Mickey amassed the following throughout his career: 536 homeruns as a switch hitter, 3 league MVPs, and 7 World Series rings. And he played a great centerfield for the Yankees. The Mick also slayed his way through half of Manhattan during his playing days.

    1. Haze or be Hazed

      Mickey Mantle being 10 is a disgrace. All the top guys, but out of order.

      12 years ago at 1:48 pm
    2. Bromegently

      Chipper Fuckkin’ Jones. Always and forever will be the biggest “fuck you” dousche bag. A true American hero.

      12 years ago at 11:40 am
  1. QuintanaBreeze

    Solid column. Now here comes the laundry list of ball players that “should of been on the list”… And where is Fail Friday? Pete Rose by the way.

    12 years ago at 11:43 am
    1. Tony Fratana

      Bob Feller. 3 no hitters, 279 complete games, and 4 years of duty on the USS Alabama during WWII.

      12 years ago at 8:10 pm
    2. PabstBroRibbon

      ^also the only player ever to throw an opening day no-hitter. Go fucking Tribe.

      12 years ago at 1:18 am
    1. Bleaux Me

      Not to mention the illegitimate child was with a Hooters waitress. Chipper Jones is an American hero.

      12 years ago at 1:19 pm
    1. Frat Blue Ribbon

      Agreed. This has inspired me to join a beer league back home this summer

      12 years ago at 2:42 pm
  2. The Baron

    Great column Dorn. I agree with you and DAB on adding Tyrus Raymond and Charlie Hustle. Keep up the solid work.

    12 years ago at 12:04 pm
  3. Admiral Fratcher

    Lenny Dykstra should be #1:
    – Accused of sexual assult by his housekeeper last years, supposedly made her blow him only on Saturdays.
    – Doing 3 years for GTA (25 misdemenor and felony counts on arrest.
    – Owned a jet charter company for a while.
    – Had the nickname “Nails”.

    12 years ago at 12:21 pm
    1. The Big LeFratski

      The only thing “frat” about this is the jet charter company.
      Rape is cool, if you’re a Pike.
      GTA is cool if you’re black, or retarded.
      Nails? Seriously? What about “Nails” screams FRAT to you?

      12 years ago at 8:11 pm
  4. Tallapoosa Snu

    Chipper Jones. Fantastic choice. I’d probably add Rocker to the list. He has never given one fuck in his entire life. Except for the famous sprint to the mound and racking people up with 102 mph steroid-fueled fastballs.

    12 years ago at 12:25 pm