Top 10 Frattest MLB Players

Dillon Cheverere12 years ago

1. Chipper Jones

When society told him that mid-ear length sideburns were the only socially acceptable kind, Chipper scoffed and maintained them at a perfectly suitable “fuck you” length, halfway up his goddamn head. Chipper is now at the end of an illustrious career, but his off-the-field quest for greatness is also notable. Jones developed a distinguished taste for the ‘away game trim,’ if you know what I mean. He has one illegitimate kid that we know of from the town of an inner-divisional foe. But maybe my favorite Chipper Jones move was the naming of his son, Shea, as a big middle finger to the New York Mets fans who have given him a generous helping of shit over the years. Aptly, he has torn up the Mets at Shea Stadium throughout his career, and that’s also where he recorded his first major league hit in 1995. “I love playing there,” Jones said. “Check the numbers.”