Top 10 Frattest MLB Players
12 years ago

8. Mark Grace

 

Mark Grace was a throwback ball player. He was a line drive hitter with a smooth approach to the game. And he didn’t believe in batting gloves. He looked like he was out there to chop wood, not hit a baseball. He applied pine tar liberally, however. Grace belongs on this list for a more admirable reason though, his prevalent use of the slumpbuster tactic. Grace admits to regularly “taking one for the team.” During an interview with Jim Rome, Mark Grace described the slumpbuster approach with the following:

“A slumpbuster is if a team’s in a slump, or if you personally are in a slump, you gotta find the fattest, gnarliest, grossest chick and you just gotta lay the wood to her. And when you do that, you’re just gonna have instant success. And it could also be called jumping on a grenade for the team.”

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    1. Haze or be Hazed

      Mickey Mantle being 10 is a disgrace. All the top guys, but out of order.

      12 years ago at 1:48 pm
    5. Bromegently

      Chipper Fuckkin’ Jones. Always and forever will be the biggest “fuck you” dousche bag. A true American hero.

      12 years ago at 11:40 am
  3. QuintanaBreeze

    Solid column. Now here comes the laundry list of ball players that “should of been on the list”… And where is Fail Friday? Pete Rose by the way.

    12 years ago at 11:43 am
    6. Tony Fratana

      Bob Feller. 3 no hitters, 279 complete games, and 4 years of duty on the USS Alabama during WWII.

      12 years ago at 8:10 pm
    7. PabstBroRibbon

      ^also the only player ever to throw an opening day no-hitter. Go fucking Tribe.

      12 years ago at 1:18 am
    1. Bleaux Me

      Not to mention the illegitimate child was with a Hooters waitress. Chipper Jones is an American hero.

      12 years ago at 1:19 pm
    1. Frat Blue Ribbon

      Agreed. This has inspired me to join a beer league back home this summer

      12 years ago at 2:42 pm
  7. The Baron

    Great column Dorn. I agree with you and DAB on adding Tyrus Raymond and Charlie Hustle. Keep up the solid work.

    12 years ago at 12:04 pm
  10. Admiral Fratcher

    Lenny Dykstra should be #1:
    – Accused of sexual assult by his housekeeper last years, supposedly made her blow him only on Saturdays.
    – Doing 3 years for GTA (25 misdemenor and felony counts on arrest.
    – Owned a jet charter company for a while.
    – Had the nickname “Nails”.

    12 years ago at 12:21 pm
    1. The Big LeFratski

      The only thing “frat” about this is the jet charter company.
      Rape is cool, if you’re a Pike.
      GTA is cool if you’re black, or retarded.
      Nails? Seriously? What about “Nails” screams FRAT to you?

      12 years ago at 8:11 pm
  11. Tallapoosa Snu

    Chipper Jones. Fantastic choice. I’d probably add Rocker to the list. He has never given one fuck in his entire life. Except for the famous sprint to the mound and racking people up with 102 mph steroid-fueled fastballs.

    12 years ago at 12:25 pm