Top 10 Frattest MLB Players
10. Mickey Mantle
Mickey Mantle kicks off this list for being perhaps the highest functioning alcoholic this country has ever seen. While playing drunk, Mickey amassed the following throughout his career: 536 homeruns as a switch hitter, 3 league MVPs, and 7 World Series rings. And he played a great centerfield for the Yankees. The Mick also slayed his way through half of Manhattan during his playing days.
Chipper Fucking Jones! John Rocker for giving zero fucks whatsoever.
12 years ago at 12:25 pmhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdYVBaUXU8U
12 years ago at 2:34 pmNeeds more b..lac.k players
12 years ago at 12:40 pmSomeone! Get that man a gallon of Clorox!
12 years ago at 12:42 pm^^ no it doesn’t. Black people are bottom tier players in baseball
12 years ago at 10:05 amI bet Nolan Ryan could still beat the shit out of that GDI Tim Lincecum
12 years ago at 12:41 pmSo much of this appears to be flat out stolen from http://bleacherreport.com/articles/612413-miguel-cabrera-and-the-25-hardest-partying-players-in-baseball-history/page/11
Plagiarism- TFM?
12 years ago at 12:43 pmYou are almost as stupid as your name.
12 years ago at 2:12 amWhere is Kenny Powers?!
12 years ago at 12:53 pmYou’re fucking out
12 years ago at 1:17 pmHe’s fucking out!
12 years ago at 10:48 amUMMM Ted Williams? Took time off in the prime of his life to go haze Koreans…Possibly a better fighter pilot then baseball player.
12 years ago at 12:57 pmteddy fuckin ballgame
12 years ago at 12:38 amlast guy to hit .400, and he is a two-time ace
what a friggin american
And after retiring spends the rest of his life fishing and not giving any fucks
12 years ago at 12:49 pmLou Gehrig?
12 years ago at 1:09 pmGood column. Breaks the mold of the cliched “Ways to Beat Your Rival House” columns on this site. Need more originality.
12 years ago at 1:31 pmWhere’s John Rocker? He should be on here for his anti- gay and anti-hipster comments to the media
12 years ago at 1:43 pmChipper’s herpes. TFTC
12 years ago at 2:08 pm