Drunk Kid Gets 17 Of His Boys’ Names Tattooed On His Leg After They Tell Him “You Won’t”
When a man hears the phrase “You won’t,” he experiences an automatic and binding obligation to rise to the occasion. It’s our bat signal. Our gun shot at the start of a race. Our call to duty.
The phrase is effective because it implies the challenger has no faith in your willingness to do awesome shit. It implies that based on your previous actions, there is no evidence suggesting this time will be any different.
“You won’t surf that mattress down the staircase.”
Hold my beer.
“You won’t talk to that girl in the bar.”
I can already feel the sting from her slap across my face.
“You won’t.”
Yes. I. Fucking. Will. Motherfucker.
In the case of 19-year-old Danny Joe Parkson, who was on a drunken trip with his boys in Greece, the debasing peer pressure came in the form of “You won’t tattoo the names of all 17 of us down your left leg.”
From Daily Mail:
“They said I wouldn’t do it, I said I would, and it went on like that.”
The crew got sloshed, then each threw in 10 euros for Danny to get their names, “Brad, Cooler, Grundy, Fizzy, Dec, Rozzer, E.D., Joe, Greeny, Zack, Arsey, McGill, Karl, Liam, Robbo, Mattie, Banjo, Everritt,” inked into his flesh forever (Banjo is him).
Teen gets way too TURNT and ends up with a tattoo of the names of all 17 of his friends: http://t.co/USN8j2Im5f pic.twitter.com/AalisJZAu8
— Complex Style (@ComplexStyle) July 24, 2015
The name Everitt was crossed out because he left the trip early. What a poos. Someone should have told him, “Come on, Ev, stay. You won’t.”.
[via Daily Mail]
Image via Shutterstock
Fire steve holt. You won’t.
10 years ago at 9:53 amPics or it didn’t happen.
10 years ago at 9:53 amHere’s your lovely proof on how big this kid’s balls are. https://twitter.com/ComplexStyle/status/624404894775177217/photo/1
10 years ago at 10:18 amI’m going to go out on a limb and assume you didn’t read the article.
10 years ago at 10:22 amWhat the fuck kind of names are these
10 years ago at 9:59 amthis kid’s got some balls
10 years ago at 10:00 amYeah, probably two.
10 years ago at 10:02 amYou would know, Dorno.
10 years ago at 10:04 amKids about 10 years too old for Dorn
10 years ago at 11:11 amSomebody had to go for the low hanging fruit.
10 years ago at 11:19 amsays “ScroternalDaddy”
10 years ago at 3:14 pmMaybe I’m retarded, but it took me a couple minutes to figure out what the title was actually saying.
10 years ago at 10:01 amBro, do you even legs?
10 years ago at 10:22 amComing from a snowman?
10 years ago at 10:59 amEveryone knows the rules after someone says ‘I bet you won’t.’
10 years ago at 10:24 amOh really dude? What are the rules?
10 years ago at 12:42 pmFor a second I thought I was reading the fucking Chive.
10 years ago at 10:53 amWhy are you reading that shit anyway, asshole.
10 years ago at 10:57 amTotal GDI move
10 years ago at 11:09 amGay ass lettering. Looks like his tattoo artist was bilbo baggins.
10 years ago at 11:29 amDildo* Baggins
10 years ago at 2:35 pmI can already see his TKE tat on the other leg.
10 years ago at 2:36 pm