Drunk Ole Miss Fan Passes Out In Uber In Atlanta, Wakes Up In Mississippi $900 Later
There have been plenty of horror stories in the last few months because of Uber and its astronomical surge prices for rides, but this story might just top them all. Ever wonder just how far an Uber driver will take you out of town? Apparently, Atlanta to Mississippi is not a problem.
Cousin left NYE @CFAPeachBowl party, got in @uber, woke up in Mississippi with a $900 tab. Accidentally entered home address and passed out.
— Powder Blues (@ompowderblues) January 3, 2015
@CFAPeachBowl @Uber Just got PROOF pic.twitter.com/vBHpEtf2in
— Powder Blues (@ompowderblues) January 4, 2015
Part of me is skeptical. This is the internet after all, and I’m almost positive Uber has a city limit that drivers won’t exceed. However, I can absolutely see this happening. First off, the dude just saw his school get its shit pushed in for all 60 minutes against TCU. Without question, the guy’s next objective was to drink away the memory of the abortion he just witnessed, including those three Bo Wallace interceptions. I’m assuming he tailgated and drank at the game, because, “Hell yes! Damn right! Hotty Toddy, gosh almighty. Who the hell are we?” He was easily blacked out before midnight and eventually, he got to the point of “fuck this city, I’m going home” drunk.
It just comes down to the moral compass of the Uber driver. Do I believe a person from Atlanta would take complete advantage of this passed out kid? Absolutely. From past experience, Atlantans are in the list of the top five worst human beings on the planet. Sure, I was rocking my Chase Utley T-shirt and I might have initiated the fight by pouring a beer on Jason Heyward’s head, but that’s no reason to publicly humiliate and physically drag out a grown ass man from a stadium. I have rights and shit, but I digress.
Just to recap, don’t be belligerent and get into an Uber alone. Also, never trust anyone from Atlanta, or really from the state of Georgia while we’re at it..
h/t College Spun
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Strong words from Jack Hammer to the entire state of Georgia
9 years ago at 11:39 amI doubt the tab would only be $900. I’ll take a fucking uber 10 miles and its $30.
9 years ago at 11:49 amAt that rate it’s $3 a mile. It’s not even 250 miles from Atlanta to the AL/MS line, which at that rate would be $750. It is quite feasibly “only” $900
9 years ago at 7:37 pmWell if you don’t like Georgia don’t come back.
9 years ago at 11:51 amCalm down, bud.
9 years ago at 12:02 pmThis was proven to be fake
9 years ago at 11:52 amNice try.
9 years ago at 11:56 amHe must have been uber drunk.
9 years ago at 11:52 amI see what you did there. ^
9 years ago at 1:35 pmAs did everyone else
9 years ago at 2:20 pmWow a philly fan calling someone a bad person. The Irony isn’t lost on me…
9 years ago at 11:59 amAt least he isn’t from New York.
9 years ago at 8:06 pm[…] Source […]
9 years ago at 12:03 pmHe should send Bo Wallace the bill
9 years ago at 12:05 pmHey Jack, go shove a peach up your asshole. -GA
9 years ago at 12:20 pmThe city of brotherly love? Gaaaaaayyyy. I’ll take Atlanta.
9 years ago at 12:33 pm