Drunk UConn Student Assaults Cafeteria Worker After Being Denied Mac & Cheese, Deserves Electric Chair
What you are about to witness is one of the shittiest human beings in the history of mankind operating at maximum douchiness. Having just watched this video, every fiber of my being is begging me to quit my job, give up all my worldly possessions, and wander the earth until I find this turd so I can punch him in the chest as hard as I can and just crumple the kid.
Everyone involved in this situation, and I mean everyone up until that hero finally comes in and takes him down, deserves some level of shaming. The fact that nobody just straight up blindsided this clown with a haymaker is unbelievable. Some good samaritan should’ve beaten this kid over the head with a cafeteria tray until he lost consciousness, hopefully forever. After about 30 seconds, it should’ve been painfully obvious to all bystanders that there would be no reasoning with this ass clown. This is a piece of crap that needs to be flushed hard and fast, because the stench is only going to get worse. He’s wearing socks with Adidas sandals, sweatpants, and a hoodie, and demanding bacon jalapeño mac and cheese, for fuck’s sake. How was there not a single UConn student present willing to give this weasel a dirt nap?
I understand that the cafeteria manager taking most of the abuse was more concerned with keeping his job and staying out of jail than personally pummeling this loser, but come on. If that’s me, as soon as I notice that someone has a few minutes of this psycho’s idiotic behavior on camera, I’m upper-cutting him right in the dick. I don’t care if I lose my job, or have to do some time in the slammer, or whatever — I can handle mine’s — but that kid is getting at least one flawless, full-power punch in the cock. I mean, he’s verbally and physically disrespecting you in pretty much every way possible short of taking your wife from behind and making you watch. You have to fight that fuck. You have to. No judge in America could possibly blame you.
Fuck. That. Kid..
Just imagine the shit storm the Greek World would be hearing right now if he had on letters [Pike??] …
11 years ago at 10:40 amMedia will explode against GDI’s because this kid spit in the face of a cafeteria’s worker. GDI’s now will be banned from all campus cafeteria’s because if one of them does it, we can’t be sure all of them won’t do it…
11 years ago at 10:41 amAlright, while obviously there’s a double standard when it comes to fraternity members doing something bad do we need to bring it up every article? Self victimization is NF.
11 years ago at 10:46 amUntil the media fucks off
11 years ago at 11:46 amSay a fraternity member did this to the house chef? It would be national fucking news.
11 years ago at 10:42 amIf you act like that to the house chef, or anybody else, you deserve anything you get.
11 years ago at 11:26 amWell yea, but the media would be calling for an end to Greek life and shit like they always do.
11 years ago at 11:28 amFinding any excuse to punch a kid in the dick TWRBolenM
11 years ago at 10:46 amMeta commentary on every post TStrongFKennedyM
11 years ago at 10:54 amYou just went at him with a level of rage normally reserved for ISIS and vegans.
11 years ago at 10:46 amThat’s the level of rage he deserves. He is pond scum.
11 years ago at 10:50 amHe’s been arrested before at UMass Amherst for saying, “Fuck you Ni***r” to a cop. Just thought I’d throw that out there
11 years ago at 10:54 amWhat’s his name?
11 years ago at 3:57 pmLuke Gatti is the kids name http://onlyintherepublicofamherst.blogspot.co.uk/2014/09/repeat-party-offender.html
11 years ago at 9:50 pmPlease don’t insult pond scum, they don’t want to be associated with him.
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11 years ago at 7:10 pmI wish someone would’ve ended his existence halfway through this video.
11 years ago at 9:11 pmThis douche probably didn’t get much attention as a child.
11 years ago at 10:49 amOr he has been spoiled by his law firm owning father, which is the result of him being such a little shit who thinks he can talk down to people.
11 years ago at 10:58 amProps to the guy who finally put this kid in his place. I can’t believe it took that long for someone to do something though. How any of the guys he told to fuck off had the restraint to not knock his bitch ass out is beyond me.
11 years ago at 10:57 amHittin the booger sugar a little early this morning Bolen?
11 years ago at 10:59 amYou gotta love the moment when the cop comes in when he realizes he is absolutely fucked. His choice of words there makes it that much better.
11 years ago at 11:01 amYou mean when he said “I’m so fucked?”
11 years ago at 1:10 pmA bowel of bacon jalapeno mac and cheese does sound pretty good right about now.
11 years ago at 11:15 amSo you like to shit while you eat? I think we can all relate to this one.
11 years ago at 11:43 amI take it you really like mac and cheese dumps.
11 years ago at 12:38 pm