Dude Sends Girl Unsolicited Dick Pic, She Sends It To His Mother

Dillon Cheverere12 years ago

This is a great story. Simliar to a schoolyard bully taking a whipping from the unassuming nerdy kid, it’s awesome when a douchebag takes a healthy dose of medicine. Case in point: this loser “Trevor,” a user of Let’s Date, a dating app that aims to match up like-minded people using their information on Facebook. Unfortunately, if you build it, they will come. Of course by “it,” I mean any type of online social networking or dating service, and by “they,” I mean complete douche-scumbags.

Ol’ Trev hopped on Let’s Date, made a connection with a young lady, then began chatting. It began innocently enough with a “How’s your day going?” followed by a question about the weather. When neither question was answered, Trevor immediately went to Defcon 1 and overplayed his hand with a shirtless selfie dick pic, the Rolls Royce of douchebag photographs. She was not amused.

I’ve gone on record as saying guys who take shirtless selfies and post them to social media are among the biggest losers on the planet. The no-shirt mirror thing is bad enough, but when you add your meat ‘n potatoes into the mix, and without the recipient even asking for it, we’re talking about a whole different stratosphere of douchebaggery.

But did she actually follow through? She did, according to her tumblr page:

“Oh, I sent it,” she said. “And I expressed to her my extreme worry over his treatment of women. Feels good, bro.”

Trevor seems like the kind of guy who wears mall kiosk cologne, non-military affiliated dog tags, and leaves the house with the sole intention of sticking his dingaling in anything that’s not immediately turned off by him.

Fuck Trevor.

[via tumblr]

Images via Gawker