Dude Smashes Beer Can Against His Head And Knocks Himself Out Cold
This attempt at a Rumpelstiltskin, as I’ve always heard smashing a beer can on your head until it opens and then shotgunning it be referred to, is probably the worst one I’ve ever seen.
Look at that first smash. Dude moved his head backwards when the beer can came barreling at it, making it so that there was a scientifically-proven 0% chance it was going to open that beer. Everybody knows you throw your head at the can — that’s where all the power comes from. Rumpelstiltskining is like ripping off a band-aid: There can be no fear. Fear = no results. This dude never fully understood that. Those last two smashes were better, but he was never fully committed to the objective. And no commitment gets you a one-way ticket on the 10 o’clock train to Concussiontown, population you (and Wes Welker)..
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Dude looks like an italian isis jew with downs.
10 years ago at 10:09 amWell that’s just hateful
10 years ago at 10:19 am“ISIS Jew”. I’ll let you figure out the irony on your own. Take your time.
10 years ago at 10:37 amGood one, Bluto
10 years ago at 5:22 pmWhat a fucking waste of a beer. Kid deserved to K.O. himself
10 years ago at 10:11 amIf Bernie were to be president we would be paying for this guys hospital bills.
10 years ago at 10:20 amIf you have any type of health insurance you already pay for dumbfucks like this
10 years ago at 1:37 pmEven those without health insurance pay for nonsense like this.
10 years ago at 4:33 amThere go the piano lessons.
10 years ago at 10:20 amSweet SnapBack bro.
10 years ago at 10:33 amNothing says “bro” like a self-inflicted concussion.
10 years ago at 10:34 am1. This fuck is clearly a high schooler
10 years ago at 10:52 am2. It’s called a danger (or danger can)
3. I hope this waste of an ejaculation gets Alzheimer’s at age 22