All I have ever cared about is that FIRSTpostOX acknowledge one of my comments. Since this is the high point that my life will ever be, I will now be jumping off the 3rd floor balcony of the house head first. TFM.
^Couldn’t, but I did jump and survived. In fact, I bounced off of my forehead and right back up to the balcony where I proceeded to shotgun a keg while titty fucking Kate Upton. Good day. FaF.
While holding a press conference.
13 years ago at 12:40 pm^yes!
13 years ago at 12:41 pm^^
13 years ago at 1:55 pmcool
13 years ago at 1:18 pmThis should’ve been used in Fail Friday
13 years ago at 1:19 pmPussy
13 years ago at 1:37 pmI just woke up. Fuck.
13 years ago at 1:52 pmYou wake up late? On weekdays?!
13 years ago at 4:52 pmUsing a Natty Ice to down your shoulder after IM-ing a quarterback after the game?
13 years ago at 2:24 pmYour name just makes me want to vomit.
13 years ago at 2:35 pmShoving a Natty up your ass to ice down the inside of your rectum after an intense anal pounding by your mother’s strap on. FaF.
13 years ago at 3:43 pm^I chuckled.
13 years ago at 4:13 pm^^ Ice Rod Therapy. FaF
13 years ago at 4:24 pm^^^You sick, perverted fuck! But goddamn, that was funny.
13 years ago at 7:26 pmAll I have ever cared about is that FIRSTpostOX acknowledge one of my comments. Since this is the high point that my life will ever be, I will now be jumping off the 3rd floor balcony of the house head first. TFM.
13 years ago at 7:30 pm^ Jesus, chill out bro.
13 years ago at 11:02 pm^Couldn’t, but I did jump and survived. In fact, I bounced off of my forehead and right back up to the balcony where I proceeded to shotgun a keg while titty fucking Kate Upton. Good day. FaF.
13 years ago at 11:39 pm^Hoo frats harder? Definitely not you. Hit the track permanently
13 years ago at 11:32 amYour shoulder shouldn’t hurt after an intramural game
13 years ago at 3:03 pmMichelob ultra, try it ya poors
13 years ago at 3:49 pmShut up
13 years ago at 6:05 pmWe’re not counting calories. Because we’re straight.
13 years ago at 6:06 pmMust suck to be poor
13 years ago at 5:49 amYou must be from a balanced man chapter…
13 years ago at 4:20 pmLet me be your cum crayon and color you white.
13 years ago at 6:22 pm