I keep my political views to the right, my hair parted to the left, and my pledges locked in the basement. TFM.

  1. Haze W

    Yea you’re gay men part to the right and women part to the left way to just scream you’re an uneducated liberal.

    14 years ago at 2:26 pm
    1. Animal House

      You’re missing a period after “gay” and it caused me to read that sentence horribly wrong.

      14 years ago at 2:31 pm
    2. Fratvalanche

      I have to swoop to the left because that’s how my hair flows… guess I’m a raging liberal homo… who knew

      14 years ago at 5:44 pm
    3. queenbeeDZ

      My hair’s parted to the right. And I’m anything but uneducated, or liberal.

      14 years ago at 7:52 am
  2. older row

    who gives a fuck. there’s nothing witty about the way you combined those three statements. ooh i’ve got a great TFM:
    I’m conservative, I like to drink, and I like to slam sorostitutes. Yay for me.

    14 years ago at 2:37 pm
    1. Fuckin Texas

      “You should totally post this brah, it’s FaF big time.”
      I agree wholeheartedly with your comment

      14 years ago at 4:15 pm
    1. Frat Slammond

      This is the biggest group of geed’s I’ve ever seen. Please get of this site.

      14 years ago at 11:59 pm
  3. al

    I assumed he was making fun of how ridiculous some of the posts have been lately, in which case this was hilarious. If he was serious, though…

    14 years ago at 5:50 pm
  4. SouthernByGodsGrace

    While you guys are writing about how you only turn right or part your hair left or any of that queer stuff someone is taking your slampiece to poundtown.

    14 years ago at 7:16 pm
    1. Fratsome

      It was probably one of the pledges that got out of the hazement while he was busy parting hair and pretending to read “Decision Points”

      14 years ago at 10:05 pm