Eagles Rookie(s) Stuck With $64,000 Dinner Tab
UPDATE: It was a hoax.
Last night was fun. Thanks for the great reactions. pic.twitter.com/WMNSXjM8WH
— Evan Mathis (@EvanMathis69) June 13, 2014
I got you good, you fucker!
Same team, same restaurant, same position group, and pretty much even the same overpriced alcohol–just four days ago, we reported on the Eagles’ Lane Johnson picking up an absurd dinner tab of just under 18 grand at Philadelphia’s upscale Del Frisco’s Steakhouse.
That was chump change. Eagles offensive guard Evan Mathis posted the below dinner check to Twitter tonight with the caption “Teaching rookies a lesson…” The total? $64,055.76. It’s unknown whether one rookie picked up the tab or if Mathis and teammates let a few of them split it.
Teaching rookies a lesson… pic.twitter.com/RGRutiPMiL
— Evan Mathis (@EvanMathis69) June 13, 2014
I’d fucking cry. I really would. I’d cry right there in public.
[via Twitter]
Evan Mathis is officially the fifth year senior who never gets laid trying way too hard.
10 years ago at 9:06 pmHuh. Kind of sounds like you right now.
10 years ago at 9:51 pmHe didn’t get invited to the first dinner…
10 years ago at 9:11 pmNo that was Lane Johnson’s tab which was close to 17,000. Not even close to the 64,000 on this one.
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10 years ago at 9:13 pmI literally covered this in sentence one.
10 years ago at 9:17 pm(He’s not very smart.)
10 years ago at 9:34 pmMy man who ordered an old fashioned for dessert
10 years ago at 9:47 pmBut honestly, no one cares how much rookies have to pay to go out for dinner.
10 years ago at 9:52 pmI mean I’m all for rookie hazing but this kinda shit teaches these guys that it’s ok to do frivolous spending and then you end up with a bunch of dumb, bankrupted NFL players.
10 years ago at 10:15 pmLooks like roger got trolled with the rest of the media, this story was reported fake.
10 years ago at 9:28 amTexas is right. Read the the first letter of each item.
10 years ago at 1:21 pm“Rock Paper Scissors Roshambo” for those who had as hard a time as I did zooming in.
10 years ago at 1:30 pmLeaving my shitty comment on here to parasite off of your popular remark so all you fuckers can’t downvote me into the unknown. Ha ha ha you fuckers
10 years ago at 1:04 pmDownvote him into the unknown, guys.
10 years ago at 2:08 pmI don’t disagree that this isn’t hilarious, fuck that pledge. But $64K could buy some poor Indian kid who might cure cancer a whole lot of education. Just sayin
10 years ago at 10:53 pmDearest liberal, he earned it and the right to spend it on whatever dumb shit he wants. Kick rocks.
10 years ago at 1:19 amThere’s a reason these dipshits are poor 5 years after they stop playing. This isn’t warren buffet buying a golden replica of his penis because he can, it’s a future recipient of welfare showcasing the meaning of “urban” rich.
10 years ago at 9:09 amWho the fuck cares about buying one Indian kid an education? If you really want the money to go somewhere proper have it go to underprivileged children or starving kids in Africa.
10 years ago at 1:20 amSo you don’t want to cure cancer? NF
10 years ago at 12:03 pmDorn to his credit the sentence was quite long. I stopped reading after the first 2 lines.
10 years ago at 11:16 pmThe only winner in this game is the waiter.
10 years ago at 8:56 am