Eagles Rookie(s) Stuck With $64,000 Dinner Tab
10 years ago

UPDATE: It was a hoax.

I got you good, you fucker!

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Same team, same restaurant, same position group, and pretty much even the same overpriced alcohol–just four days ago, we reported on the Eagles’ Lane Johnson picking up an absurd dinner tab of just under 18 grand at Philadelphia’s upscale Del Frisco’s Steakhouse.

That was chump change. Eagles offensive guard Evan Mathis posted the below dinner check to Twitter tonight with the caption “Teaching rookies a lesson…” The total? $64,055.76. It’s unknown whether one rookie picked up the tab or if Mathis and teammates let a few of them split it.

I’d fucking cry. I really would. I’d cry right there in public.

[via Twitter]

  2. Too Frat Too Furious

    Read the first letter of each line. Also, note the inclusion of “everbeer” on the receipt…defined as a shot of everclear dropped in a glass of Busch Light.

    10 years ago at 9:08 am
  3. StarShieldandLamp

    If you look at the receipt and take the first letter of each item it spells out “ROCK PAPER SCISSOR ROSHAMBO”. Mathis basically trolled all of the twitter trolls into a fake hoax.

    10 years ago at 10:57 am
  4. roundrockdonuts

    The bill is fake. Read the first letter of every item. Adam schefter broke this story saying it was a false bill yesterday

    10 years ago at 11:52 am
  7. SlayinTS717

    If Johnny football was paying he would probably throw in extra, if he got the hot waitress

    10 years ago at 7:32 pm