Cigarettes becoming legal tender during parties. TFM.

    1. Cupid

      I only smoke when I’m drunk, and I only get drunk when I drink, and I only drink everyday.

      14 years ago at 6:55 pm
  1. MrRobertLee

    Roll your own and sell those motherfuckers. You get a tub of tobacco for like 15 bucks. Then get cig papers and a roller and you can make like 200 for 20 bucks. You’ll be bankin at parties.

    14 years ago at 12:02 am
    1. MrRobertLee

      Fuck. I don’t even remember posting this. I must say though, I do like a hand rolled cigarette. Probably why I posted it

      14 years ago at 1:02 pm
    2. BroReillyFactor

      Sweatshop pledge rolls cigarettes for me for 12 hours a day and gets nothing but a bowl of rice to feed himself

      14 years ago at 1:47 pm
    3. Frattapalooza

      Handrolling tobacco is strictly for children 6-12 300-800 miles south of Texas. As for Mr. Lee, I would advise leveraging your profits by filling your cigarettes with something that will bring slightly higher margins,

      14 years ago at 2:29 pm
    1. The_Chilis_Guy

      Cigarette vending machine. NF
      Cigar vending machine. TFM
      Whisky coke machine. FaF
      Cocaine vending machine. TFTC
      Queso vending machine. TChilisM.

      There, I just created a whole chain of responses to save y’all time. You can thank me now.

      14 years ago at 9:18 pm
    2. The_Applebees_Guy

      ^Lying about a queso machine to customers-NF. Come to Applebee’s and we’ll show y’all the truth, right in our steakhouse burger.

      14 years ago at 9:20 pm
    3. The_Applebees_Guy

      Also, complaining to fellow customers about an Applebee’s guy on Twitter-NF.

      14 years ago at 9:25 pm
    4. The_Chilis_Guy

      Twitter. TFM.
      Also, Chilis was founded in texas, Applebees was founded in Kansas, which sided with the north, and everyone on here knows that the south is far greater than the north.

      14 years ago at 9:28 pm
    5. The_Applebees_Guy

      Actually, it was founded in Decatur, Georgia. Suck on these spare ribs, motherfucker. Texas is close to m.exico, where y’all get y’alls food.

      14 years ago at 9:31 pm
    6. The_Chilis_Guy

      Forgive me for my factual error. Kidding, I couldn’t give a single fuck about knowing anything about applebees besides the fact that your food is worse than McDonalds.

      14 years ago at 9:33 pm
    7. The_Applebees_Guy

      Admitting you made a mistake by saying “kidding” NF. We make American food, unlike your spicy, based-out-of-mexico food.

      14 years ago at 9:35 pm