"Hey Griswold, where are you gonna put a tree that big?" "Bend over and I'll show ya." TFM.

  1. Floyd Hazeweather

    “Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?”

    14 years ago at 11:15 pm
  2. ClevelandSideSlapper

    Every time Catherine revved up the microwave, I’d piss my pants and forget who I was for about half an hour or so.

    14 years ago at 11:28 pm
  3. GrizzlyFratams

    “If I woke up tomorrow morning with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn’t be more surprised than I am right this instance.”

    14 years ago at 11:42 pm
  4. BrotherOmicron

    2011 Tiers

    1. Dchi, Pikapp, Dsig, Beta Sig
    2. KDR, Acacia, Sig Chi, SAE
    3. Lambda Chi, Pike, Sammy, DTD
    4. Sig Pi, ATO, Alpha Sig, Sig Ep
    5. TDX , Phi Tau, Zeta Psi, TKE, Sig Nu
    6. Tau Delt, Far Sig, Phi Who, DKE, AXP
    7. Pi Lamb, Skulls, AKL, Phi Psi, AGR, AEPi
    8. Theta Chi, Sig Tau, Kappa Sig, TEP, Triangle

    14 years ago at 12:13 am
    1. Fraterick Southgate

      TKE probably should be somewhere around 7. And Including triangle made me laugh a little.

      14 years ago at 12:27 am
    2. RagnarDanneskjold

      You just listed every fraternity you could think of in random order, or you’re a delta sig. Either way, your list sucks.

      14 years ago at 1:30 am
    3. PAlion1

      2011 TFM profile tiers

      1. Oprah is a Dyke, Bacon, DAB
      2, Nitro Hazleton, Jerry Fratdusky
      3. Any other funny user
      4. Everyone else
      5. Pledge profiles
      6. GDI profiles
      7.BrotherOmicron

      14 years ago at 2:45 am
    4. Floyd Hazeweather

      These tiers seem suspiciously like those of Penn State because Beta Sig is a local chapter, not national…either way they’re not correct but what the fuck is this collegeacb? Could care less…

      14 years ago at 4:32 pm
    1. SassySigma1874

      Double consonants give the preceding vowel a short sound. Check some alternate spellings on “stoggies”.

      14 years ago at 9:11 am