Emailer Is Completely Bent Out Of Shape Because KKG Is Getting Ugly And Fat Nationwide
I’ve been out of the game for a good while now, but Kappa Kappa Gamma is still one of the top sororities nationwide, right? They have to be. They’ve always been up there with the hottest around. As far as I’m aware, this hasn’t changed. Well, at least one person vehemently disagrees and felt strongly enough about it to email our staff in sheer panic to make sure we were aware of KKG’s imminent demise as a national brand.
TFM user fratty2810 sent our staff an email through the news tip line about how KKG across the country was getting ugly and fat and losing members and chapters, and basically just freaking the fuck out.
Here’s the email:
Kappa kappa gamma is getting fugly and losing it nationally. Kicked off campus at UCONN, Rollins, Miss State, Puget Sound, UC Irvine (too ugly to make numbers), GWU, hazing, Probation at 9 schools, suspended at 8. + KKG is the WORST sorority, by far, fatties, and butter faces at FSU, UF, UNC , SO CAR, G Mason, TN, Auburn, Chapman, Yale, Colgate, SLO, Utah, sinking at CU, CSU, CO College, legacies and ‘CUTTA CUTTA GRAMMA’ ‘ WTF??? Kappa used to be up behind Pi Phi and Theta in top tier, tied with Tri-Delt in hotness.
The KKG national convention must be just fuglies and fatties as far as the eye can see. Cutting lines of coke and snorting them into their butter faces, too. What an email.
“(too ugly to make numbers)”
Brutal.
“CUTTA CUTTA GRAMMA”
Hilarious.
The kicker? We figured out that fratty2810 is a girl. Major curveball. The username is a coverup. She mad, and she’s trying to spread fugly hate propaganda like a scorned lover, or someone who didn’t get the bid she was hoping for.
I wanted to provide some photographic evidence to show all the haters out there that Kappa Kappa Gamma is alive and well. From our TFM Girls section, I bring you pictures from five different KKG chapters.
KKG at Pepperdine
KKG at Ole Miss
KKG at UCLA
KKG at Arizona
KKG at Southern Cal
They get a few extra pics because they’re low-key one of the hottest in the country.
Also a KKG at USC:
Bye, haters.
Definitely need to make a “Best of” compilation for each sorority nationwide. Could be glorious. Great job for the piece of shit intern.
10 years ago at 12:41 pmSomething like that happened a year or so back. They ranked the best sororities of each conference and then a best of the best. Down for another contest because why not?
10 years ago at 1:15 pmBecause tits and ass.
10 years ago at 5:39 pmI like the reasoning behind this article, Dorno. Giving the people what they want.
10 years ago at 12:45 pmI find it hard to believe the Pepperdine girls in the second picture all transferred to Ole Miss and took the exact same picture.
10 years ago at 12:46 pmYeah, pretty odd.
10 years ago at 2:12 pmI wish I was a dog so I could sniff their butts and it not be weird.
10 years ago at 12:48 pmi can personally verify that the Kappas at Bama live up to the Kutta Kutta Gramma stereotype. while they are an above average sorority in looks they are definitely the top one in how hard they party. bars across the city hate Kappas with a passion. after you get used to their lack of manners you will quickly find that they are the easiest girls on campus to take home right behind Gamma Phi Beta
10 years ago at 3:50 pmGamma Phi Beta are the town bicycles of our campus only because most of us can’t put up with KKG long enough to want bring them home. They’re like an oh shit it’s 2am lets go thing.
10 years ago at 5:13 pmAnd don’t forget about the Kappa Kocaine Krisis of 2014 at Minnesota
10 years ago at 5:34 pmShots fired… Cumshots that is.
10 years ago at 12:49 pmHammer find the girl in the red USC shirt and make her Instagram babe of the day. Remember your doing the lord’s work
10 years ago at 1:04 pmMissjackson9175
10 years ago at 2:56 pmYour welcome.
Your username really makes me question what your doing on this website but thanks i guess
10 years ago at 5:47 pmYou’re
10 years ago at 11:01 pmAs a girl in a sorority, I can honestly say TFM is 10000 times better
10 years ago at 12:44 pmShow us your tits!!!!
10 years ago at 2:19 pmShow us your tits, or get the fuck out of here.
10 years ago at 1:10 pmYou’re**
10 years ago at 11:01 pmYou would have a private account.
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10 years ago at 11:00 pmThe second picture for pepperdine and third picture for ole miss look eerily similar to eachother there dorno
10 years ago at 1:04 pmMmmmmm. Delicious. Last night my Uncle Joseph told me I was a big boy and that I had permission to talk to girls this pretty. I am so excited!!!!!
10 years ago at 1:06 pmWas Uncle Joseph touching you when he said that?
10 years ago at 1:36 pmI would have sexual intercourse with all the objects included in this article.
10 years ago at 1:14 pm