Emailer Is Completely Bent Out Of Shape Because KKG Is Getting Ugly And Fat Nationwide
11 years ago

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I’ve been out of the game for a good while now, but Kappa Kappa Gamma is still one of the top sororities nationwide, right? They have to be. They’ve always been up there with the hottest around. As far as I’m aware, this hasn’t changed. Well, at least one person vehemently disagrees and felt strongly enough about it to email our staff in sheer panic to make sure we were aware of KKG’s imminent demise as a national brand.

TFM user fratty2810 sent our staff an email through the news tip line about how KKG across the country was getting ugly and fat and losing members and chapters, and basically just freaking the fuck out.

Here’s the email:

Kappa kappa gamma is getting fugly and losing it nationally. Kicked off campus at UCONN, Rollins, Miss State, Puget Sound, UC Irvine (too ugly to make numbers), GWU, hazing, Probation at 9 schools, suspended at 8. + KKG is the WORST sorority, by far, fatties, and butter faces at FSU, UF, UNC , SO CAR, G Mason, TN, Auburn, Chapman, Yale, Colgate, SLO, Utah, sinking at CU, CSU, CO College, legacies and ‘CUTTA CUTTA GRAMMA’ ‘ WTF??? Kappa used to be up behind Pi Phi and Theta in top tier, tied with Tri-Delt in hotness.

The KKG national convention must be just fuglies and fatties as far as the eye can see. Cutting lines of coke and snorting them into their butter faces, too. What an email.

“(too ugly to make numbers)”

Brutal.

“CUTTA CUTTA GRAMMA”

Hilarious.

The kicker? We figured out that fratty2810 is a girl. Major curveball. The username is a coverup. She mad, and she’s trying to spread fugly hate propaganda like a scorned lover, or someone who didn’t get the bid she was hoping for.

I wanted to provide some photographic evidence to show all the haters out there that Kappa Kappa Gamma is alive and well. From our TFM Girls section, I bring you pictures from five different KKG chapters.

KKG at Pepperdine

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KKG at Ole Miss

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KKG at UCLA

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KKG at Arizona

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KKG at Southern Cal

They get a few extra pics because they’re low-key one of the hottest in the country.

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Also a KKG at USC:

Bye, haters.

  3. likeasailor

    Okay, but first, look at the schools. You’re picking prime schools for babes; a lot of sororities with shitty national reps will still have some dimes in those chapters.

    11 years ago at 1:23 pm
      1. TooBusyYachting

        But still a slightly valid point. Mathematically speaking, of all the chapters, at all the schools, there will still be those chapters that are ugly as fuck.

        11 years ago at 5:56 pm
      3. Sphinxster1899

        Dude you suck. Save yourself further embarrassment and just stop commenting from here on out.

        11 years ago at 11:21 pm
  7. MrStealDornsMom

    It all started with a text from Dorn’s mother.
    “Little Roger is out of the house, come over asap”.
    So as anyone would, I hightailed it over like a lion about to be poached. Flash forward five minutes, and I knocked on her door. She opened it. I was floored. She was wearing a red dress. Her hair was down, and her teats…were ripe. I felt kind of awkward, as I was dressed fairly causally, while she looked like a damn goddess. She said in a husky cougar voice, “Well aren’t you going to say anything or are you just going to stare at me all day?” I stammered out a response, “Well no ma’m you just look so damn fine it took the words right out of my mouth”. She laughed, and told me to come inside.

    Once we were inside the entire game changed. I followed Dorn’s mom into what seemed to be a high school boys bedroom until she stopped, turned around, winked at me and said, “Just call me Lucille”. At this moment I realized that tonight I was an NFL superstar, and boy was I going to score a touchdown. Then things got hot, Lucille grabbed my shirt and pulled me closer to her while simultaneously undressing herself. Her sweet succulent teats exploded from her shirt, as free as an eagle soaring through the wind. I was hard. She grabbed my member and said “boy I sure wish Roger was this big, he is useless to me”. I blushed. Then the blow job. It was a whirlwind. She was intense, and I was about to blow. Sensing this, she stopped and growled in a majestic husky voice, “we aren’t done yet”. Then I was inside of her. It was amazing, she was loose, but boy, did that fat ass make up for it. I plowed her doggy style for what seemed like hours as she screamed, “Oh baby, Oh baby, give it to me Bruce!” “huhhhhhh”. I think she was fantasizing that I was Bruce Springsteen, but it didn’t matter. I didn’t care.

    We heard a door open, and I panicked. I pulled out of her, but she said “oh hell no, I am going to cum tonight,” and thrusted my sword back into her sheath. “Hi Mom! I’ve brought a boy home from the park, we are going down to the basement to play shoots and ladders and watch blue clues!” A male voice said from the door. Lucille responded gruffly, ” I don’t give a shit, I’m getting fucked.” I was genuinely confused by this, as the male voice was easily over the age of 18, and hanging out with such a young kid seemed questionable. But again. It didn’t matter. I didn’t care. I plowed Dorn’s mom for another hour before blowing the biggest load I had ever blown before inside of her. No protection.

    The following morning I woke up as if in a dream, but it was no dream. Lucille made me pancakes and I left the house promptly. The man who called Lucille mom from the night before was still in the basement.

    In summary, I will forever remember that night as one of the best sexual experiences of my life, the night when I plowed Dorn’s mom like a field in his own bed.

    11 years ago at 3:37 pm
    1. Frock_Itch

      If this doesn’t inspire the staff to do a mean comments video, I don’t know what will. Well, played.

      11 years ago at 4:01 pm
      4. TooBusyYachting

        That’s funny cuz I just got done racing a fucking yacht. And where did my #allcommentsmatter remark go?

        11 years ago at 11:51 pm