7. The_ChiIis_Guy

    Chili’s guy on the mic…

    1.) Putting croakies on cardboard glasses with thin plastic lenses. Total Broken Glasses and General Frustration Move.
    2.) Never going to any movie theater but the one in your mansion. TFM.
    3.) Bringing croakies to your 3D life. TFM.
    4.) The fact that you watch movies in 3D means that you are still in high school.
    5.) Fuck you. (Why? See #4.)

    13 years ago at 5:20 pm
    1. game bar frats

      Thanks for the info, now I think we’re all gonna take this advice and become true fratstars

      13 years ago at 6:12 pm
    2. Oprah ls A Dyke

      I’m extending my hand to The_Chili’s_Guy to co-write some columns with me. Take note Bacon and Dorn.

      13 years ago at 6:37 pm
    6. Steven Spielbro

      Dick, you’re just mad because you couldn’t wear your croakies to Jurassic Park 3D

      13 years ago at 10:44 pm