Life's too short to fuck the fat chick. TFM.

  1. Sperry Seinfeld

    I’m 100% against banging fat chicks. But this logic is the exact reason guys do fuck fat chicks. When guys are wasted drunk and their options at the time are either fuck this fat chick or go home and jerk it…guys don’t think to themselves “Life’s too short I’m going home to jerk it!”

    14 years ago at 7:55 pm
    1. IKnowImAnAlcoholic

      I dated a chick for over 2 years. She started getting ‘big boneded’ after the first year. Needless to say we are broken up and she is in Tri Pig, I mean Tri Sig.

      14 years ago at 8:22 pm
  2. PresidentFratson

    You know what they say – Fat chicks give the best head because they’re always hungry.

    But yeah, never fuck them. That’s just gross.

    14 years ago at 8:18 pm
  3. FratGrenade

    uhhh well in the south most of your options are/will be obese sooo not sure where you going with that

    and on top of that let’s be completely honest here, being from the south is about as frat as going down on michelle obama wearing cargo shorts while watching jersey shore and listening to death metal

    14 years ago at 4:14 am
    1. FrappaAlpha

      The post was funny. What are you thinking when you just start shit like this? You are not cool or frat whatsoever. Go jump off the Chrysler Building.

      14 years ago at 4:36 am
    2. jimcroW

      fratgrenade,great job making yourself sound like a complete idiot. Obviously you’ve never been outside of new jersey or whatever geed state you live in. Please dont ever cross the mason-dixon.

      14 years ago at 4:57 am
    3. Song of the South

      Not to feed the troll, but it’s just funny that two of the four items listed in his second paragraph are from the north and a third is from California, and to be completely honest I have no clue where cargo shorts were invented, but I’m going to guess at California as well.

      14 years ago at 10:06 am