“English Only, USA!” Chant Gets Ridiculous Man Booted From Kindergarten Concert

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I can only imagine how insufferable it is to be a parent at a kindergarten concert. You’re sweating your ass off in a public school auditorium for four hours watching little Jimmy and company butcher “Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star,” as you contemplate the crippling decisions you made that led you to this exact moment of misery. That’s the kind of situation that could leave any sane man on edge, just one straw away from breaking. Well, today, we have video of a man finally snapping, and all it took was some EspaƱol to get the job done.

Absolutely electric. The monotone delivery and tomahawk chop with the spring concert program stopped FUPA dead in her tracks. It wouldn’t be out of line for me to question whether or not this guy even has a kid at the school either. My guess is that he doesn’t.

He just comes across as one of those (self-proclaimed) patriots that cracks stick to “The O’Reilly Factor.” Dude definitely read about this bilingual concert in the local paper and thought “not on my watch.” It was his civic duty to take a stand against these socialist kindergarten aggressors of the “American” way.

He’s not the hero anyone wants, but he was the hero those parents so desperately needed. There’s no question this is the highlight of 99% of everyone in the audience’s month.

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      1. Fratasaurus

        Took you an awful long time to say that considering how long I’ve been on here…

        10 years ago at 3:01 pm
      1. itsyaboyAG

        Are you kidding that’s like saying a fat guy would get tossed from a buffet line. Dorn would’ve finished the translation

        10 years ago at 2:24 pm
      2. ny fratstar 24

        That’s a pretty shitty example. The fat guy would get thrown out by grabbing the hot dogs and buns with his bare fingers, which is the exact same reason as to why Dorn would get thrown out.

        10 years ago at 8:36 pm
  1. Rad_pitt

    Good for him for not being a complete spineless liberal and just going along with what everyone says is acceptable

    10 years ago at 12:33 pm
    1. Lord Fratquaad

      Getting hammered at a kindergarten concert and disrupting the “performance” is by no means acceptable.

      Completely hilarious? Yes.
      Acceptable? No.

      10 years ago at 12:35 am