ESPN Just Solved College Football Realignment With These 5 Conferences

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Conference realignment has been a hot topic since 2010 when the Pac 12 was rumored to be poaching the Big 12 for all the good schools. What ended up happening was A&M and Missouri bolting to the SEC, Colorado heading west, Nebraska heading north, and TCU and West Virginia shoring up the holes in the Big 12.

Today, the topic rages on as the Big 12 is again in discussions for expansion. Some are for it. Some are against it. Luckily for all the higher ups of each conference, ESPN just solved the whole problem all by themselves. They came up with five power conferences comprised of 16 teams, and it is spot on.

Big 16

North: Air Force, BYU, Iowa State, Kansas, Kansas State, Oklahoma, Oklahoma State, Texas Tech

South: Baylor, Texas, TCU, SMU, Tulane, New Mexico, Houston, Rice

It’s about damn time someone in the sports media world recognized the powerhouse in Dallas just waiting to bust through. All the Mustangs are waiting for is their invitation to play with the big boys.

SEC

East: Auburn, Charlotte (ECU/UCF?), Florida, Georgia, Kentucky, South Carolina, Tennessee, Vanderbilt

West: Alabama, Arkansas, LSU, Memphis, Mississippi State, Missouri, Ole Miss, Texas A&M

Arguably the toughest conference in all of football just got even tougher. You think that running through the current gauntlet is hell? Wait until you add in the yearly matchup against Memphis AND UCF. The SEC basically just added two NFL-caliber teams to their already stacked schedule. No one will ever make it out undefeated.

ACC

Southern Division: Clemson, Duke, Florida State, Georgia Tech, Miami, North Carolina, NC State, Wake Forest

Northern Division: Boston College, Connecticut, Louisville, Pitt, Syracuse, Virginia, Virginia Tech, West Virginia (Navy?)

How do you make the ACC better? Easy, you just take the current teams and redesign the divisions based off of geographic location and add Connecticut and West Virginia. Voila! That’s just realignment 101. The greatest thing about this one is that one of the northern teams gets a shot to play for a New Year’s bowl game each year.

Big Ten

East Division: Cincinnati, Indiana, Maryland, Michigan, Michigan State, Ohio State, Penn State, Rutgers

West Division: Illinois, Iowa, Minnesota, Nebraska, Northwestern, Notre Dame, Purdue, Wisconsin

Easily the home run of all the realignment picks ESPN made. We’re all tired of hearing about Notre Dame at the start of the season year in and year out. “Notre Dame will be a championship contender,” says Lou Holtz every September. Now, we get to see them play against that tough Big 10 West against the likes of Illinois and Purdue.

Pac-16

North: Boise State, Cal, Oregon, Oregon State, Stanford, Utah, Washington, Washington State

South: Arizona, Arizona State, Colorado, Colorado State (Air Force?), Hawaii, UCLA, UNLV (Nevada?), USC

I really have nothing to say about this one. The Pac-16 is always the most difficult conference to figure out. So much potential, yet they leave so much to be desired. So I guess you could say that all these teams fit that bill?

I don’t know why the conferences aren’t lobbying to get this done ASAP.

[via ESPN]

    1. MantisTobogganMD

      I have a sneaking suspicion that there is some sarcasm embedded here. Mentioning the “tough B1G West” and “Illinois and Purdue” in the same sentence should only occur if you’re referring to them getting skullfucked by the rest of the (not-so) “tough B1G West”.

      9 years ago at 11:19 am
  1. StoryTeller

    ESPN is the Trump of sports new, just constant spewing of bullshit with no real substance behind it

    9 years ago at 11:14 am
    1. 1_Rugey_Jentelman

      The ultimate sports channel. Watch them talk about sports instead of watching sports.

      9 years ago at 11:21 am
      1. Old Tau

        I tried to watch highlights this morning; I gave up after 7 minutes of a replayed Steph Curry interview.

        9 years ago at 12:01 pm
  2. uarkfrat2017

    Other than finally forcing Notre Dame to play a conference schedule this whole idea is bullshit. Most of the addition teams suck ass

    9 years ago at 11:16 am
  3. BornProudRaisedProud1890

    No love for #MACtion, even after that multi-thousand dollar TV deal you just signed with the conference, ESPN? Roll Huskies.

    9 years ago at 11:24 am
  4. Jim_Harbaugh

    Unless there are subtitles, there’s no way you can actually understand what Lou Holtz is s(pr)aying anymore

    9 years ago at 11:29 am
    1. 144agemo

      On the topic of ancient color commentators, I got to missing Lee Corso’s same recycled commentary after they took him out of the last few NCAA games. It took some of the attention away from everyone wanting to set off a Roman candle in Herbstreits mouth everytime he brought up Ohio State

      9 years ago at 12:10 pm
  5. Gamefrock69

    Just because UCF and Memphis each had a good season recently doesn’t mean too much. Every ball team has a good season once in a blue moon, hell even South Carolina finished 4th in the polls a few years back. Memphis and UCF are still gaaaayy

    9 years ago at 11:33 am
  6. Shagg

    It’s been nearly an hour, why haven’t you guys sucked Steph Curry’s dick yet? I hear shooting 3’s is a TFM

    9 years ago at 11:51 am
  7. Bootleggers_Son

    Read the original article yesterday and wasn’t sure if it was serious until I got to the line “the SEC covets UVA” at which point I promptly switched over to Pornhub

    9 years ago at 12:23 pm
  8. born rich die richer

    Charlotte to the SEC? Is that the same Charlotte that can barely win games in Conference USA?

    9 years ago at 12:43 pm
    1. alwaysajackie

      Their program is also less than 5 years old and school spirit is sorely lacking… Not SEC material

      9 years ago at 3:01 pm
  9. Clarke_Griswold

    Can someone explain why the Big 10 is still the Big 10 despite now having 16 teams?

    9 years ago at 1:02 pm
    1. 1_Rugey_Jentelman

      6 looks more like G than G looks like 0 anyway. B1G, B16, think about it…

      9 years ago at 3:47 pm