If I did that on Thanksgiving with my family, they would hold me down and no bullshit, stomp my soul outta me while simultaneously yelling “Turkey boy”. As soon as that turkey hits the ground my mom would jump up and RKO me into the other table. This would all be happening while the camera is rolling. On god that video would end up on worldstarhiphop top video of the week and would be all over twitter and vine within a matter of seconds. After all this I would then forever be known as “turkey boy” got got his ass beat on thanksgiving
Halfway through, all I could think was: “WILL SOMEBODY PLEASE START SHOOTING?”
That said, a few late-night drunk and less-than cogent thoughts:
Dad is wearing a hat at the dinner table and they’re eating on plastic (Clearly, not everyone is going to grow up at Downton Abbey, but I’ve heard that even the Ramada Inn at least uses faux wooden table). The kid had to wait a year to get an Xbox one, and he bought the shittest Halo game in the history of all games, and he looks like an insect-bred version of Edward Snowden.
Walmart. Philly.
How do these people even have an HD video camera?
Drone strike or deport these people, but do send the girl to finishing school, she’s sweetheart material.
For starters,no not every family has this piece of shit cousin and also this whole thing is scripted. What the fuck TFM?
11 years ago at 11:14 amFuck this guy if he did this to my mom’s home cooking I’d shoot him
11 years ago at 5:50 amIf I did that on Thanksgiving with my family, they would hold me down and no bullshit, stomp my soul outta me while simultaneously yelling “Turkey boy”. As soon as that turkey hits the ground my mom would jump up and RKO me into the other table. This would all be happening while the camera is rolling. On god that video would end up on worldstarhiphop top video of the week and would be all over twitter and vine within a matter of seconds. After all this I would then forever be known as “turkey boy” got got his ass beat on thanksgiving
11 years ago at 6:52 pmThese are the degenerates that shoot up random people
11 years ago at 11:18 pmHalfway through, all I could think was: “WILL SOMEBODY PLEASE START SHOOTING?”
That said, a few late-night drunk and less-than cogent thoughts:
Dad is wearing a hat at the dinner table and they’re eating on plastic (Clearly, not everyone is going to grow up at Downton Abbey, but I’ve heard that even the Ramada Inn at least uses faux wooden table). The kid had to wait a year to get an Xbox one, and he bought the shittest Halo game in the history of all games, and he looks like an insect-bred version of Edward Snowden.
Walmart. Philly.
How do these people even have an HD video camera?
Drone strike or deport these people, but do send the girl to finishing school, she’s sweetheart material.
11 years ago at 12:56 am