Every Hot Girl Ever Was At CU Boulder Kappa Sig’s Beachapalooza
I’m having an existential crisis over here, guys. I’ve watched this video 10, maybe 20 times now, and I can’t stop thinking, “How? Is this real? Are we real? What is real, even?”
I knew 12s existed, but not so many, and especially not so many in one area. Apparently all of America’s 12s held a summit at CU Boulder Kappa Sig’s Beachapalooza, and my gawd is the video evidence something. I… I think I need to go lie down for a bit.
And here I thought Coloradans were all weed-smoking, snowboard-humping, buffalo-tickling mountain people. Touché, Boulder. Touché.
Kappa Sig’s Beachapalooza is a pretty epic annual party. Last year’s Beachapalooza vid has 95K+ views on YouTube, so people are clearly paying attention. Just hopefully not mom and dad.
I don’t know much about the CU Boulder Kappa Sig chapter, but I’m taking a wild guess that there are (and will continue to be) a healthy amount of fifth and sixth-year seniors. Who could blame ’em? Never, ever graduate..
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FAKE! No hot girl ever goes to Kappa Sig
7 years ago at 12:39 pmAs a Kappa Sig I’m gonna have to cut your fuckin nuts off now.
7 years ago at 6:33 pmAnyone care to explain how a “beachapalooza” doesn’t have a single drop of alcohol or red solo in their video?
7 years ago at 12:43 pm2 possibilities: They are smart of PC culture being pussies about anything or it isn’t Pike so they don’t need to hand out roofied solos
7 years ago at 12:52 pmThe PC episode of South Park did take place in Colorado… So, no, fuck you.
7 years ago at 6:34 pmNo yeah I care what you have to say
7 years ago at 4:50 pmMolly
7 years ago at 1:01 pmWell I definitely chose the wrong school to go to…..
7 years ago at 1:25 pmYou didn’t have a choice then.
7 years ago at 6:35 pmAs someone who’s in a fraternity at CU Boulder so I can speak to why there’s no alcohol visible. Beachapalooza is actually a philanthropy event so the main event is essentially just a dry pool party, but Kappa sig has an annex that shares a backyard with their main house so people just go in there to drink then enter a dry area for the main event.
7 years ago at 2:53 pmThat’s my chapter, Gamma Tau! Glad to see y’all are still throwing down, perhaps harder than ever. 😛
7 years ago at 5:25 pmCool party, bro. Was there alcohol or were you being responsible?
7 years ago at 6:35 pmBeats me, man. I graduated, I’m a fucking adult. But chances are alcohol was involved.
7 years ago at 12:22 amActually, agree with the guy above. I didn’t see any alcohol, not even cups. so who knows? SWIM
7 years ago at 1:02 amThe chick in the red bikini at 1:00 definitely has some side nip out for the boys
7 years ago at 5:37 pmFINALLY a good party video. God dammit!
7 years ago at 6:33 pmThere’s no alcohol visible because these guys are smart and know our Nationals know about this event and will shut it down if they’re promoting Kappa Sigma and our philanthropy with a video containing alcohol.
7 years ago at 9:57 am