Everyone’s Favorite Smokeshow Golfer Paige Spiranac Just Dropped Some Serious Heat On The Internet

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So I got these pictures Saturday during my weekly midday round with fellow TFM writer Jared Borislow at Morris Williams Golf Course. I had just completely mashed a ball into outer space on the Par 5 No. 2, but shattered my hybrid in the process.

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That was the shot of adrenaline I needed, and thanks to my future wifey, Paige, I saved par and made birdie on the very next hole. How the rest of the round went is irrelevant.

I’ve been sitting on these photos that are straight fire for a few days now just waiting for the go ahead, which finally came.

So what’s the deal with me and Paige? Don’t worry about it. Just keeping building up her Twitter and Instagram so I can say “deuces” to this whole writing thing and become a real house-husband of the LPGA.

Image via Instagram

  1. Puddles10

    Don’t use pictures of her to try and cover up the blatant lie about you saving par AND making birdie. Don’t forget, there has been video proof of your golf swing on this site and there is no way that golf swing has ever went par, birdie… Ever.

    10 years ago at 4:15 pm
  2. cleavage

    Dan’s overkicking his coverage on this one. But more power to him if he can lock it down.

    10 years ago at 4:33 pm
  3. Walker Texas State Ranger

    The headline gave me the impression that was taking a shit. I was looking forward to have a four hour erection

    10 years ago at 5:36 pm
    1. FrayettevilleLegend

      Yeah I don’t think that phrase means what he thinks it does. Whoever had to be ” Steve Holt” today really fucked up.

      10 years ago at 12:57 am
  4. Deadliest Frat

    With a title like “Just Dropped Some Serious Heat On The Internet” I thought this would be a video of her dropping a mad deuce. Way to disappoint.

    10 years ago at 5:44 pm