Everyone’s Favorite Smokeshow Golfer Paige Spiranac Just Dropped Some Serious Heat On The Internet
10 years ago

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So I got these pictures Saturday during my weekly midday round with fellow TFM writer Jared Borislow at Morris Williams Golf Course. I had just completely mashed a ball into outer space on the Par 5 No. 2, but shattered my hybrid in the process.

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That was the shot of adrenaline I needed, and thanks to my future wifey, Paige, I saved par and made birdie on the very next hole. How the rest of the round went is irrelevant.

I’ve been sitting on these photos that are straight fire for a few days now just waiting for the go ahead, which finally came.

So what’s the deal with me and Paige? Don’t worry about it. Just keeping building up her Twitter and Instagram so I can say “deuces” to this whole writing thing and become a real house-husband of the LPGA.

Image via Instagram

  2. General_Longstreet

    I’m hoping you pull this off, Dan. She’s got a body that won’t quit. She could use my face as a mechanical bull anytime she wants

    10 years ago at 10:35 pm
  3. Gun_Slinger

    Danny boy. If somehow you seel the deal with her, just before you need to have her read that story about premature ejaculation.

    10 years ago at 10:52 pm
  4. Rugbyfrat1

    Love that you used phone screencaps of the photos, followed by the actual photos, so that you could casually prove you’re hitting and/or attempting to hit that.

    10 years ago at 10:46 am