Everything You Missed While Drinking Your Ass Off At Tailgate: College Football Week 12 Recap

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Week 12

Clemson cruises in the all-purples.

Before his final home game, offensive tackle Daniel Stone proposed to his girl on the sideline. And they say romance is dead.

Watch the NCAA investigate into where the senior lineman got the money for the engagement ring and rule him ineligible for the college football playoff.

Bama rolls in their top 10 matchup.

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Style points! The committee has to be impressed when you hang a 56-burger on the 8th ranked team in the country.

Florida holds off a pesky 2-win FAU in overtime.

Don’t worry, Gator fans. Will Grier will be walking through that door next year. The 7th game of the season. He lost his appeal.

Weekly check-in with Harbaugh.

28-16 Michigan.

Ole Miss packed Les Miles’ bags.


Lot of talk before this game that Les had to win out to keep his job. A third straight double digit loss to a SEC West team certainly doesn’t help.

If I’m South Carolina or Mizzou, I offer Miles a blank check.

UNC endures emotionally jacked up Beamer ball.

Frank Beamer’s last game in Blacksburg. VT knocks off the hottest team in college football and coach gets carried off the field. Storybook ending…

Fuck it. Carry him off anyway.

After the Houston upset, UConn had enough students to cover the logo when they stormed the field.

Urban might have some “health issues” soon.


The Big 10 now has all its eggs in the Iowa basket.

Keep doing you, Iowa.

Notre Dame survives “home game” against Boston College at Fenway

It doesn’t matter who plays quarterback for Baylor.


TCU loses going for 2, conference wins.


My Top 4
1. Alabama
2. Clemson
3. Oklahoma
4. Notre Dame

Around the rest of the country.


  1. dingos_lil_5

    iu won, ohio state lost, good weekend…. almost… WHERE THE FUCK IS FAIL FRIDAY!??

    9 years ago at 1:15 pm
    1. dingos_lil_5

      i think we should all demand it on every post till we get it… they should also throw in free blow too, or at least, I wouldn’t mind free blow.

      9 years ago at 1:39 pm
      1. SteveHoltOnDrugs

        Sad But True observations: 1) The commenters comprise a very small percentage of the TFM visitors, so Grandex doesn’t give a damn about our “demands.” 2) Much of the Fail Friday content is not Apple Friendly: “Apps that present excessively objectionable or crude content will be rejected.” They have to keep Apple happy or they will lose the app. 3) Grandex probably gets a lot of lawsuit threats from people whose picture appears in Fail Friday. So my guess is that TFM wouldn’t mind seeing Fail Friday go away.

        9 years ago at 2:58 pm
      2. Breauregard44

        Steve Holt on Drugs you should go on a hunger strike until your demands are met.

        9 years ago at 6:01 pm
      3. SteveHoltOnDrugs

        I would end up he subject of a shitty SteveHolt article with the headline, “Dumbass starves himself to death because TFM won’t show him pictures of guys puking, passing out, and pissing all over themselves.” And they would post a picture of my withered corpse with the caption “Man Down.”

        9 years ago at 7:48 pm
      4. RAW DOG ASSASSIN

        Small percentage, yes, however our comments provide entertainment and give this website its own unique voice. Also Best/Fail comments of the week’s content is provided directly by us.

        9 years ago at 11:00 pm
      1. FrayettevilleLegend

        Telling Dan to take a lap is like telling Hillary to quit being a bitch. Some things are just not humanly possible anymore.

        9 years ago at 2:16 pm
      2. WorldsWorstCommenter

        HARRISON SAID HE SENT YOU OUT ON AN INTERN MANHUNT. YOU DID NOT FIND HIM AND MAKE HIM POST FAIL FRIDAY. I HOPE YOU HAVE ALL DAUGHTERS.

        9 years ago at 2:48 pm
  2. TheNatador69

    “Everything we missed while blowing each other at the office”
    – Fail Friday

    9 years ago at 1:25 pm
  3. SteveHoltOnDrugs

    And with this coming Friday being a holiday, we probably won’t get a Fail Friday then, either…

    9 years ago at 1:35 pm