Everything You Missed While Drinking Your Ass Off At Tailgate: College Football Week 13 Recap
10 years ago

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Rivalry week. Let’s jump right into it.

Week 13

UCF finishes up the perfect season.

We did it! 0-12, baby! So what if we didn’t win a game all year? If you’re going to suck, might as well suck the best, and that’s exactly what we did. People don’t remember a one win or two win season. But a winless season? That’s historic, my friends. You can’t top what my alma mater just did, only tie it.

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Rovell clearly doesn’t understand bar economics. Break it down for him, Jesse.

Iowa wins another Big 10 rivalry trophy

That trophy case is getting pretty full.

Are they even going to have enough room for a Big 10 championship trophy or, dare I say, National Championship trophy?

Such an Iowa win, with Nebraska making the only two notable plays of the game.

Love Nate Gerry getting up from this play, knowing he decapitated a dude, and not understanding why the ref threw the flag.

TCU-Baylor was one beautiful disaster

Try not to smile as you watch Frank Beamer dab

Clemson takes care of business

“When it comes to rivalry games, you can throw the records out. Anything can happen.” – Every broadcaster ever.

Alabama kicks it into gear late

“What did I say about rivalry games?”

Never mind.

Les Miles gets carried off the field in triumph even though he’s coming back next year

Alright, we’ve run this dance into the ground.

College Football playoff is working itself out

Notre Dame. Out.


Oklahoma. In.

Winner of Michigan State/Iowa. In.

Dan’s top 4
1. Alabama
2. Clemson
3. Oklahoma
4. Michigan State

Around the rest of the country

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      1. LibertarianFrater

        Not to shoot the messenger, but the aggression behind those thrusts was a bit unsettling.

        10 years ago at 6:17 am
  4. TheNatador69

    The fact a possible SEC champion team can’t even score on an ACC team that isn’t even going to their championship game. I hope sinks into the obnoxious guys that can’t complete a sentence without worshipping the SEC like a god and thinking the rest of the conferences are shitty.
    That being said UF started loosening your buttholes now so it doesn’t hurt as bad when the entire team of bama is gangbanging you

    10 years ago at 2:03 pm
    1. johnnyblueballs69

      in other news #1 Clemson narrowly slips past unranked USC (3-8) with a interim head coach

      10 years ago at 3:00 pm
      2. Tuco_1855

        Clemson didn’t narrowly beat USCjr. Clemson had 1st and 10 up 34-25 on the SC 22 with 1:22 left in the game. The ran 3 identical draw plays up the gut to force 3 SC timeouts and then kicked a field goal to go up 37-25. Then, up 12, they let SC march the whole field in 1 minute to make it 37-32 with 1 second left in the game. It was a meaningless donation touchdown, much like Henry’s donation TD on 4th down at the end of the Iron bowl which without it, would have been a single digit win over a 5 loss team. Also, the entire game plan for Clemson was Watson draw left, Gallman off tackle right, and a swing pass here and there. Watson threw one deep ball and it went for six. They could not have played a more conservative game, probably to avoid exposing the playbook against a shitty opponent. Now, Clemson didn’t plan on fumbling 3 times which is why SC even came within 2 TD’s, but you’re kidding yourself if you think Clemson put their foot on the gas all game and narrowly escaped.

        10 years ago at 6:45 pm
      2. FratstarsnStripes

        I heard the SEC East is Garbage last year too, but the West guys sure seemed happy to claim them Bowl Season when the West laid an egg all over their own faces.

        10 years ago at 9:47 am
    3. NatturdayinFrathens

      You’re retarded if you think Florida is a possible SEC championship team.

      10 years ago at 6:05 pm
      1. TheNatador69

        Well technically any teem that steps on the field with another does has a possibly to win. And if you read my whole comment it stated I don’t think they have and shit chance it hell to win, retard

        10 years ago at 11:02 pm
  6. Gotham Fratman

    The fact that you’re locking Alabama in as #1 when they haven’t beaten a team ranked in the current top 20 is absurd

    10 years ago at 3:05 pm
    1. Nice Try

      Half the teams they played were ranked when Alabama played them. They dropped off after the subsequent ass beating they received. Hindsight is 20/20

      10 years ago at 11:55 pm
  8. Carl Pelini

    Nate Gerry celebrating after being ejected from a targeting call makes me sick to me stomach. Classless act.

    10 years ago at 7:16 pm
  10. StockWithFrock

    The vine embeds suck ass on mobile. The video descriptions keep popping up and prevent me from pressing play.

    10 years ago at 7:54 pm