Everything You Missed While Drinking Your Ass Off At Tailgate: College Football Week 13 Recap
Rivalry week. Let’s jump right into it.
Week 13
UCF finishes up the perfect season.
We did it! 0-12, baby! So what if we didn’t win a game all year? If you’re going to suck, might as well suck the best, and that’s exactly what we did. People don’t remember a one win or two win season. But a winless season? That’s historic, my friends. You can’t top what my alma mater just did, only tie it.
UCF bar @BasementOrlando gave out $60,000 (retail) worth of beer in their free beer until Knights win promo (they never won).
— Darren Rovell (@darrenrovell) November 27, 2015
Rovell clearly doesn’t understand bar economics. Break it down for him, Jesse.
Iowa wins another Big 10 rivalry trophy
That trophy case is getting pretty full.
Iowa is a 12-0 team: “We’re not trying to be pretty, we’re just trying to be productive." https://t.co/JksLO4BfRZ pic.twitter.com/Zat6G61aVs
— USA TODAY (@USATODAY) November 28, 2015
Are they even going to have enough room for a Big 10 championship trophy or, dare I say, National Championship trophy?
Such an Iowa win, with Nebraska making the only two notable plays of the game.
Love Nate Gerry getting up from this play, knowing he decapitated a dude, and not understanding why the ref threw the flag.
TCU-Baylor was one beautiful disaster
Try not to smile as you watch Frank Beamer dab
Clemson takes care of business
“When it comes to rivalry games, you can throw the records out. Anything can happen.” – Every broadcaster ever.
Love this! USC & Clemson bands played together today to honor Emanuel AME Church shooting victims. #SCStrong pic.twitter.com/Rj3HrQ2sON
— Rachelle Spence (@RachelleWSPA) November 29, 2015
Alabama kicks it into gear late
“What did I say about rivalry games?”
When you're sitting in traffic on too much preworkout pic.twitter.com/3HtSRFmNkC
— Dan Regester (@Dan_Regester) November 28, 2015
Best scoreboard pic I've seen. #IronBowl #Bama pic.twitter.com/MH6IMuu0Py
— Auburn Jokes™ (@AuburnJokes) November 29, 2015
Never mind.
Les Miles gets carried off the field in triumph even though he’s coming back next year
Did @LSUCoachMiles dab in the team room after the Tigers took down A&M? You know it. #DabOnEm pic.twitter.com/jdZ2JnomN8
— LSU Football (@LSUfball) November 29, 2015
Alright, we’ve run this dance into the ground.
College Football playoff is working itself out
Notre Dame. Out.
Someone did the paddling tonight & it wasn't @okstate Great Win @OU_Football #big12champs ⭕️🙌🏼🏈👏🏼👏🏼 pic.twitter.com/GpWKjNVOx5
— Dan Skoff (@weatherdan) November 29, 2015
Oklahoma. In.
ICYMI: Not only can @MSU_Football C Jack Allen run the ball, but he can deliver a strong stiff arm, too. https://t.co/9gCC1AOGO6
— Brent Yarina (@BTNBrentYarina) November 29, 2015
Winner of Michigan State/Iowa. In.
Dan’s top 4
1. Alabama
2. Clemson
3. Oklahoma
4. Michigan State
Around the rest of the country
Boomer.
10 years ago at 1:36 pmhttp://i.imgur.com/bPlfAJh.gif
10 years ago at 1:51 pm#Reindeerstuff2015
Not to shoot the messenger, but the aggression behind those thrusts was a bit unsettling.
10 years ago at 6:17 amI can only assume he was showing her the orange power.
10 years ago at 3:45 pmHey look, an original post
10 years ago at 1:41 pmThanks for pointing that out, pecker head
10 years ago at 1:45 pmYou really got him there Stamos.
10 years ago at 1:55 pmSurprised he didn’t repost the Week 12 recap.
10 years ago at 6:08 pmThe fact a possible SEC champion team can’t even score on an ACC team that isn’t even going to their championship game. I hope sinks into the obnoxious guys that can’t complete a sentence without worshipping the SEC like a god and thinking the rest of the conferences are shitty.
10 years ago at 2:03 pmThat being said UF started loosening your buttholes now so it doesn’t hurt as bad when the entire team of bama is gangbanging you
in other news #1 Clemson narrowly slips past unranked USC (3-8) with a interim head coach
10 years ago at 3:00 pmNobody acclaims the ACC as the god conference though, neither did I
10 years ago at 3:42 pmClemson didn’t narrowly beat USCjr. Clemson had 1st and 10 up 34-25 on the SC 22 with 1:22 left in the game. The ran 3 identical draw plays up the gut to force 3 SC timeouts and then kicked a field goal to go up 37-25. Then, up 12, they let SC march the whole field in 1 minute to make it 37-32 with 1 second left in the game. It was a meaningless donation touchdown, much like Henry’s donation TD on 4th down at the end of the Iron bowl which without it, would have been a single digit win over a 5 loss team. Also, the entire game plan for Clemson was Watson draw left, Gallman off tackle right, and a swing pass here and there. Watson threw one deep ball and it went for six. They could not have played a more conservative game, probably to avoid exposing the playbook against a shitty opponent. Now, Clemson didn’t plan on fumbling 3 times which is why SC even came within 2 TD’s, but you’re kidding yourself if you think Clemson put their foot on the gas all game and narrowly escaped.
10 years ago at 6:45 pmSEC East is garbage.The West is really what makes the SEC good
10 years ago at 4:19 pmVery true
10 years ago at 11:00 pmI heard the SEC East is Garbage last year too, but the West guys sure seemed happy to claim them Bowl Season when the West laid an egg all over their own faces.
10 years ago at 9:47 amYou’re retarded if you think Florida is a possible SEC championship team.
10 years ago at 6:05 pmWell technically any teem that steps on the field with another does has a possibly to win. And if you read my whole comment it stated I don’t think they have and shit chance it hell to win, retard
10 years ago at 11:02 pmBama is overrated
10 years ago at 2:14 pmYou really suck as a troll.
10 years ago at 6:10 pmThe fact that you’re locking Alabama in as #1 when they haven’t beaten a team ranked in the current top 20 is absurd
10 years ago at 3:05 pmHalf the teams they played were ranked when Alabama played them. They dropped off after the subsequent ass beating they received. Hindsight is 20/20
10 years ago at 11:55 pmWay to pass reporting on the Egg Bowl, Regester
10 years ago at 3:35 pmNate Gerry celebrating after being ejected from a targeting call makes me sick to me stomach. Classless act.
10 years ago at 7:16 pmSurprised this wasn’t a repost from the first week this season.
10 years ago at 7:17 pmThe vine embeds suck ass on mobile. The video descriptions keep popping up and prevent me from pressing play.
10 years ago at 7:54 pmB1G FTW
10 years ago at 9:29 am