Everything You Missed While Drinking Your Ass Off At Tailgate: College Football Week 6 Recap
10 years ago

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You just put in a 14-hour day crushing countless Game Day Lights on an empty stomach, asserted dominance over any fool that went even remotely close to the ladderball setup, and shamelessly finger blasted your pledge brother’s 18-year-old sister under the sign-in table. Needless to say, you had your hands full, so you undoubtedly missed what went down throughout the rest of the country. But no worries, guys. That’s what I’m here for: To spend Saturdays watching college football. Your thanks is not necessary, as I’m not in this line of work for the praise. I make the sacrifice of planting my ass firmly on the couch so people like you don’t have to — so you can go out and live the tailgate life the way tailgate life was meant to be lived. At the very least, hopefully this makes that crippling hangover today more bearable.

Week 6

Finebaum steals the damn show before it even gets started

Always leave them wanting more, Paul.

The greatest rivalry in sports had me jazzed up

Holman’s back. Fuck UConn! We’re turning this season around.

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Just fill the next bong with bleach and put me out of my misery.

Charlie Strong lives out the greatest day of his life.

I was legitimately starting to feel bad for the Longhorns and Charlie Strong. Then, one of our interns told me Texas doesn’t have homecoming because “We’re better than that.” I now hope all the bad things happen to you and only you, Texas.

Holy index finger. Charlie, what do you feed that thing?

Jim Harbaugh goes insane while his team is up 31 points.

Never change, Jim.

Baylor covered the 45 point spread

Easiest money of the day.

Fournette just seems like an all around good dude.

Georgia hands Florida the SEC East, Chubb is done for the year, and Rocky Top found its newest middle linebacker in the unlikeliest of places.

Hitstick!

The Nick Chubb video is at the very bottom. Just do yourself a favor and skip over it.

Dabo Swinney takes over for the weekly Baker Mayfield dance clip.

There’s trouble brewing in the kicker community.

TCU does it again.

Swapping numbers mid game. #TFM

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Get used to Utah. They aren’t going anywhere.

Around the rest of the country
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DO NOT WATCH NICK CHUBB DESTROYING HIS KNEE BELOW.
Don’t watch it.
Seriously don’t.
Just go to the comments.
You don’t want to see it.
Alright.
Fine.
Here you go, you sick fuck.


I told you.
But you didn’t listen.
That’s on you.

  2. SteveHolt

    I am a high school frat star and I missed the entire week of college football because I was too busy frum shotting on froads faces (frum shotting on frat broads faces) at the tailgate. Frat

    10 years ago at 12:33 pm
      1. Pug Enthusiast

        That picture is of Steve holt from a tv show and you’re the only writer I’ve never seen more than one picture of you’re fake

        10 years ago at 6:25 pm
      1. Tuco_1855

        Doesn’t make you a tough guy for sticking up for Utley. His ass didn’t hit the ground until he was 5 feet past 2nd base. It was a full speed dive at Tejada’s legs.

        10 years ago at 9:59 am
      2. CommCollege69

        Go play soccer fairy boy. He touched the bag and Tejada shouldn’t have turned his back. Slides like that have been happening for a long time and nobody has said anything until now.

        10 years ago at 1:02 pm
  4. Hazing since 1789

    I hate to see a player, especially as good as Chubb is, get hurt. I pray for a speedy and healthy recovery.

    10 years ago at 1:10 pm