Everything You Missed While Drinking Your Ass Off At Tailgate: College Football Week 7 Recap
10 years ago

You just put in a 14-hour day crushing countless Game Day Lights on an empty stomach, asserted dominance over any fool that went even remotely close to the ladderball setup, and shamelessly finger blasted your pledge brother’s 18-year-old sister under the sign-in table. Needless to say, you had your hands full, so you undoubtedly missed what went down throughout the rest of the country. But no worries, guys. That’s what I’m here for: to spend Saturdays watching college football. Your thanks is not necessary, as I’m not in this line of work for the praise. I make the sacrifice of planting my ass firmly on the couch so people like you don’t have to. So you can go out and live the tailgate life the way tailgate life was meant to be lived. At the very least, hopefully this makes that crippling hangover today more bearable.

Week 7

Memphis officially buries the rotting corpse of the SEC.

Silver lining?

Still free beer at UCF.

Harbaugh does it aga…what just happened?

How about that Michigan punter?

m.0

MICHAAA.0

The Dabo train keeps chugging along.

Don’t even mention “Clemsoning.” Just don’t do it.

Fox pulled the “Bacon from TFM” card and somehow managed field passes to the electric 9-6 Georgia-Missouri shootout.

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Alabama wins a meaningless game, because, as previously mentioned, the SEC is dead.

Whoever is dating this girl. #TFM @tfmgirls

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Kiffin is getting ballsier.

Bama will still probably win out and find their way into the four team playoff.

Unless Les pulls off more of his grass eating voodoo.

Around the rest of the country.

Tim Tebow signing someone's dog. #TFM

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      2. AlotInsideAmySchumer

        Also, I honestly feel bad for the punter for Michigan. The dude literally handed the ball to the defense and said “here, take this ball and win the game for yourselves”.

        10 years ago at 11:14 am
      5. HouseofFrats

        He literally dropped the ball on our playoff hopes. I don’t agree with the death threats and shit (even though no one should take them too seriously anyways), but the kid can go fuck himself at this point. Shame because he’s a damn good punter too

        10 years ago at 4:13 pm
      7. Bucknuts

        That whore named ann arbor had an abortion that is the michigan football team. And I don’t find it upsetting.

        10 years ago at 9:16 am
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        10 years ago at 5:45 pm
  4. anttiniemi

    I realize the seventh week is a little late to be saying this, but if you’re drinking at a tailgate “on an empty stomach”, you’re tailgating wrong.

    10 years ago at 11:09 am
  8. Netflix and Pills

    Steve Sarkisian getting drunk off his ass at a tailgate and missing all these plays. TFM

    10 years ago at 11:47 am
    1. Tuco_1855

      When the very difinition of “Clemsoning” keeps being brought up 4 years since the last time Clemson “Clemsoned”, it gets annoying. Dabo is defending his players; players who weren’t on the team the last time Clemson was ranked and lost to an unranked team, and those players have to deal with that shit every week. In the mean time multiple ranked teams either lose or barely beat a lesser opponent every single week and there’s no worn out phrase for it. Clemson sneaks by Louisville and Dabo is forced to answer a bunch of “Clemsoning” questions in the presser. It’s a weightless phrase that holds no merit anymore and Dabo was gonna make sure the media knows it.

      10 years ago at 10:01 pm
      1. UnKappaFifth

        They “Clemsoned” two years ago when #5 FSU beat the pants off of their #3 team in Death Valley 51-14. The only thing that made it more laughable was Dumbo proclaiming that if they played that game 10 times he believed Clemson would win half of them

        10 years ago at 8:46 am
      2. Tuco_1855

        You can’t pull a “Clemson” against the #5 team in the country, especially when the #5 team is actually the best team in the country. What about the Noles though? Weren’t they “Clemsoning” in their 39 point loss to Oregon last year? No…because close losses and bad losses against good teams, and narrow wins against bad teams can’t all be considered “Clemsoning” because those 3 outcomes happen to every single team multiple times per year. We’re getting to the point where every single loss by any amount of points to any caliber of team is now in some way viewed as “Clemsoning” which just kills the validity of the phrase altogether. The real shame about Clemson still having that worn out bulls-eye is Clemson has a great win resume since the last time they “Clemsoned” or lost to an unranked team. They beat Auburn, Georgia, LSU, Oklahoma, Ohio State, South Carolina, Florida State, and Notre Dame, but all the media wants to talk about is how Clemson was “Clemsoning” in their narrow victories over Notre Dame and Louisville.

        10 years ago at 12:08 pm
  10. Ebender2

    Rutgers game was so good, couldn’t believe we pulled off a win after being down 25 points

    10 years ago at 12:24 pm
    2. dingos_lil_5

      Yeah here at IU we were losing our shit watching the game then…… Yeah… IU, we suck sometimes. Fuck.

      10 years ago at 7:02 am