Everything You Missed While Drinking Your Ass Off At Tailgate: College Football Week 7 Recap

Dan Regester10 years ago

You just put in a 14-hour day crushing countless Game Day Lights on an empty stomach, asserted dominance over any fool that went even remotely close to the ladderball setup, and shamelessly finger blasted your pledge brother’s 18-year-old sister under the sign-in table. Needless to say, you had your hands full, so you undoubtedly missed what went down throughout the rest of the country. But no worries, guys. That’s what I’m here for: to spend Saturdays watching college football. Your thanks is not necessary, as I’m not in this line of work for the praise. I make the sacrifice of planting my ass firmly on the couch so people like you don’t have to. So you can go out and live the tailgate life the way tailgate life was meant to be lived. At the very least, hopefully this makes that crippling hangover today more bearable.

Week 7

Memphis officially buries the rotting corpse of the SEC.

Silver lining?

Still free beer at UCF.

Harbaugh does it aga…what just happened?

How about that Michigan punter?

The Dabo train keeps chugging along.

Don’t even mention “Clemsoning.” Just don’t do it.

Fox pulled the “Bacon from TFM” card and somehow managed field passes to the electric 9-6 Georgia-Missouri shootout.

Alabama wins a meaningless game, because, as previously mentioned, the SEC is dead.

Kiffin is getting ballsier.

Bama will still probably win out and find their way into the four team playoff.

Unless Les pulls off more of his grass eating voodoo.

Around the rest of the country.