Executing a well timed power kick during a blackout karaoke performance. TFM.

So i’m at karaoke night at a university hotspot last wednesday night. i’m like 4 shots of patron deep, so starting to get a lil buzzed. anyways, i decide to hop up on stage and sing “mmbop” by those blonde fags from australia. i sing the song, nailing every note like jack black in school of rock or like austin powers if every girl in the world was named “note”. anyways, i’m going back to my bros after the song and this sorostitute grabs my arm and says, “that was beautiful” and i say “that good huh?” and she goes “Amazing!” and i respond “let’s blow this pop stand baby” and grab her around the waist and whirl her out of the bar. we got back to the castle and i shagged her in the common room on the pool table. right as i was about to blow my wad (presumably on her hooters), a bro stumbled in from a night of shenanigans. long story short, we shared the sorostitute, giving it to her just the way that dirty whore wanted it. TFM