FAIL FRIDAY: Acrobatics Gone Wrong
13 years ago

Ten real submissions, five photos and one video that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

Pledgeformers: Dark Side of the Paddle. TFM.
-North Carolina

This is a distressing sci-fi attempt at being clever.

Fuller not going easy on the Pepsi. TFM.
-Indiana

I have a pledge brother who uses rubber sheets too, just like Fuller from Home Alone.

Tommy performing a hostile take over of the Power Rangers from Jason. TFM.
-Missouri

Red Ranger mutiny TFM?

Today my brother asked me if he could borrow my razor to trim his beard before going on a date. I gave him my “special” razor because he’s a liberal GDI and told me I look like a f*g because I wear shorts that end above my knees. TFM.
-North Carolina

Your family is fucking retarded.

We jokingly asked our sweetheart to give a pledge herpes last semester. She did. TFM.
-Georgia

Your sweetheart is diseased, and you’re sick.

Stealing from McDonalds while wearing one of their own neckties. The Hamburgler. TFTC.
-Washington

If you wouldn’t give The Hamburgler a bid you’re a bottom tier fucking joke.

Letting the air out of my brother in law’s tires every night when I come back from the bar, because he’s a GDI. God Bless America.
-South Carolina

The Carolinas are blowing it with inter-family pranks this week.

Jackin’ off with my bow tie tied to my nuts. TFM.
-Alabama

Formal masturbation. FaF.

The Almond Brothers played in the band room before rock and roll was famous. TFM.
-Arizona

The “Almond” Brothers, huh? Cover band that serves fresh nuts to the crowd as their shtick?

Playing a game of golf with W and the other heads of my dad’s company and calling it a business meeting, after hole 9 I slammed the 104 pound cart girl while blaring Jimmy Buffet, right before I finished I threw in a horseshoe so she wouldn’t try and kiss me. Time is money so I went and bought a Rolex. TFM.
-Oklahoma

TTH (Trying too Hard) Effort of the Week Award goes to Oklahoma.


This soulless day-walker fits right in.


Two in the pink, one in the stink.


When TFTC goes wrong.


Y’all must have camped outside of Game Stop for days.

This is incredible, but there’s a little bit of redemption at the end:

    2. carolinahaze

      The female athletes in the Special Olympics are probably more attractive than the average Phi Moo.

      13 years ago at 4:02 pm
    8. Peyton Fratting

      Some of these Fail Friday posts are actually funnier than a lot of TFM wall posts recently. Hamburgler one gave me a good laugh. That’s all.

      13 years ago at 1:13 am
    9. Constantine Chapter

      I thought putting their trailer park addresses on the internet so they can have an MMA fight was a nice touch…thank you Pike for fucking yourselves again

      13 years ago at 10:05 pm
    3. ShooterMcGavin

      Yeah you’re right, its the pattern of the pants, an optical illusion. Its the pleats.

      13 years ago at 4:00 pm
    4. Johnnie Walker Blue

      That pike should probably look at his crest in that photo with the naked guys and get back to us.
      “These pike photos aren’t real”, do I sense some shame?

      13 years ago at 4:04 pm
    6. PIKEphichapter

      ^ why does everyone keep saying that??? And i know the photos are real… i was just simply making a fucking joke you geed. Don’t be mad cuz you ain’t good enough to be PIKE

      13 years ago at 4:39 pm
    7. delta7170

      i love how everytime a pike says something another pike doesn’t like, they automatically start yelling stuff about fake accounts. NOBODY HAS THE TIME TO MAKE A FAKE ACCOUNT just to make you ******s look bad when y’all do that all on your own. Get over yourselves you pathetic geeds.

      13 years ago at 4:46 pm
    9. delta7170

      i love how everytime a pike says something another pike doesn’t like, they automatically start yelling stuff about fake accounts. NOBODY HAS THE TIME TO MAKE A FAKE ACCOUNT just to make you look bad when y’all do that all on your own. Get over yourselves you pathetic geeds.

      13 years ago at 4:50 pm
    11. PKPfratstar

      I agree RoanokeXi they are NF. They overact and obvious can’t be TFTC about the situation.

      13 years ago at 5:41 pm
    12. Made in 1868

      How you got a bid is beyond me. You are a fucking joke. You should have been a DG or Pi Kapp. Fucking goat

      13 years ago at 5:43 pm
    13. PIKEphichapter

      ^ fuck you, im proud to be PKA, you’re the one who doesn’t deserve a bid. Way to verbally attack a brother via the internet. I did know my prestigious fraternity was giving out bids to cowardly assholes who bully brothers from other chapters. you sir, are a pathetic excuse for a fraternity brother.

      13 years ago at 5:48 pm
    16. PIKEphichapter

      i got a better idea, how about i come beat your ass and teach you some manners and how a real pike behaves to his brothers? geed

      13 years ago at 5:58 pm
    18. PIKEphichapter

      whats the matter? too much of a coward to tell me who you are? aww all i hear is a woman… maybe you shouldve joined a sorority hotshot

      13 years ago at 6:01 pm
    20. PIKEphichapter

      again, all i see is words over the internet because you are a cowardly fucking pussy. It sad to know there is someone in Pike like you. how about you tell me ur name and chapter and we can handle this like men? oh wait… i forgot, ur a fucking pussy

      13 years ago at 6:06 pm
    22. the fratness monster

      I’ll fight you phi chapter. My name is Stephen Graves and I live at your mom’s house. I’ll be waiting.

      13 years ago at 6:25 pm
    26. GQ McGee

      Pi Kappa Phi = Pi Kapp.
      Pi Kappa Alpha = Pi Kappa Almost.

      The former? ODH. The latter? Y’all suck.

      13 years ago at 6:46 pm
    27. Brahcision maker

      did this piece of shit pike really just say that PiKapp was lower than his fraternity? wow. pike is the lowest of the low, your own brothers talk shit about each other and pikes have to defend themselves on this website daily if not hourly because everyone hates them. I think actions speak for themselves. so you geeds can continue to wear your cargos with tall socks and sperrys and walk around acting “frat” while i continue to frat hard as a proud brother of the greatest fraternity in the world. you make me sick.

      13 years ago at 6:49 pm
    29. PIKEphichapter

      not all of us can be rich assholes blowing our money on hookers and blow, shitbag

      13 years ago at 6:55 pm
    35. Davy Crockett

      I nearly died laughing when I read the buffalo wings comment after making it through Pikephichapter’s coke fueled rant.

      13 years ago at 8:22 pm
    36. FratstarsnStripes

      I recall PIKEphichapter not knowing “phi phi”

      That’d be like a K Sig not knowing AEKDB or whatever other one always says In Hoc.
      If a Pi Kappa Phi didn’t know the meaning of ODH, you’d question if he was a brother.

      PIKEphichapter is most certainly not a pike.

      13 years ago at 8:22 pm
    37. beerfratslampiece

      Pikephichapter you literally bitch every time you get on this site. Get the fuck out of your bed and attempt to find something to do beside be the website’s bitch.

      13 years ago at 10:30 pm
    38. Bro Reilly Frator

      Yeah I remember that from last fail friday… Clearly he isn’t a pike if he doesn’t know phi phi. And its sigma chi who does in hoc. If I didn’t know In Zax I couldn’t claim to be a Lambda

      13 years ago at 10:46 pm
    40. sigpride

      Pikes are fucking stupid. Everytime there’s a fail friday you can count on those geeds doing something homo. PIKES = NF. End of story.

      13 years ago at 12:21 am
    47. CAptbap

      Who else looked up the address he put up on google maps? Most people’s garages are bigger than his home!

      13 years ago at 2:42 am
    49. To The Hazement

      Both of you are an embarrassment to the fraternity. Please haze yourself.

      Sincerely,
      Upsilon Chapter

      13 years ago at 11:44 am
    52. To The Hazement

      im not mad. Im just disappointed. By the way, for those of you saying that nobody has time to make a fake account just look at any comment posted by xXRUSHPIKE69Xx. Its pretty damn obvious that plenty of people have enough time, and are making fake accounts in an attempt to make another fraternity look bad. Kind of pathetic I know, but what can you do about it? Nothing. All you can do is laugh about how pathetic and meaningless his life must be, and continue to exude frattiness where ever you go. Phi Phi Upsioln Chapter

      13 years ago at 1:57 pm
  5. TheChapterLiability

    Somebody didn’t catch the sarcasm in the Oklahoma post….tisk tisk TFM Pledge
    tisk tisk

    13 years ago at 3:36 pm
    7. TauKappaEpi1899

      pikephichapter please stop one if ou are a fake account like people say I cant wait till some pikes find you two if you are real you disgrace your fraternity with what you put on this site I dont have pikes at my school but im sure they would hate to see this.

      13 years ago at 8:15 am
    3. bornaBROg

      ^implying that “anonymous internet message board” and “respect” have ever coincided in a sentence before – ignorance

      13 years ago at 9:23 pm
    4. Chad Brochocinco

      he brings up a good point. How do TKE get off so light on this site? They have to be up there with PIKE

      13 years ago at 2:59 pm
    1. Fratom Bomb

      Beyond NF. That’s a motherfucking disgrace. Dishonoring your country, and all of those who served to defend it should be punishable by water-boarding.

      13 years ago at 6:01 pm