FAIL FRIDAY: Acrobatics Gone Wrong
14 years ago

Ten real submissions, five photos and one video that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

Pledgeformers: Dark Side of the Paddle. TFM.
-North Carolina

This is a distressing sci-fi attempt at being clever.

Fuller not going easy on the Pepsi. TFM.
-Indiana

I have a pledge brother who uses rubber sheets too, just like Fuller from Home Alone.

Tommy performing a hostile take over of the Power Rangers from Jason. TFM.
-Missouri

Red Ranger mutiny TFM?

Today my brother asked me if he could borrow my razor to trim his beard before going on a date. I gave him my “special” razor because he’s a liberal GDI and told me I look like a f*g because I wear shorts that end above my knees. TFM.
-North Carolina

Your family is fucking retarded.

We jokingly asked our sweetheart to give a pledge herpes last semester. She did. TFM.
-Georgia

Your sweetheart is diseased, and you’re sick.

Stealing from McDonalds while wearing one of their own neckties. The Hamburgler. TFTC.
-Washington

If you wouldn’t give The Hamburgler a bid you’re a bottom tier fucking joke.

Letting the air out of my brother in law’s tires every night when I come back from the bar, because he’s a GDI. God Bless America.
-South Carolina

The Carolinas are blowing it with inter-family pranks this week.

Jackin’ off with my bow tie tied to my nuts. TFM.
-Alabama

Formal masturbation. FaF.

The Almond Brothers played in the band room before rock and roll was famous. TFM.
-Arizona

The “Almond” Brothers, huh? Cover band that serves fresh nuts to the crowd as their shtick?

Playing a game of golf with W and the other heads of my dad’s company and calling it a business meeting, after hole 9 I slammed the 104 pound cart girl while blaring Jimmy Buffet, right before I finished I threw in a horseshoe so she wouldn’t try and kiss me. Time is money so I went and bought a Rolex. TFM.
-Oklahoma

TTH (Trying too Hard) Effort of the Week Award goes to Oklahoma.


This soulless day-walker fits right in.


Two in the pink, one in the stink.


When TFTC goes wrong.


Y’all must have camped outside of Game Stop for days.

This is incredible, but there’s a little bit of redemption at the end:

    3. PDT_1848

      TFM didn’t. Chances are the Phi Moo’s that posted it and realized it made FF, than decided to pull it from their youtube feed.

      14 years ago at 8:29 pm
    1. the fratness monster

      Comments like these are why sorostitutes spend most of their time with their fingers down their throat instead of making sandwiches, painting coolers, and giving BJs. Ever seen an early playboy? The women didn’t starve themselves, they were actually a healthy weight (Marilyn). It’s like masturbating in a time machine. Shocking I know, but that girl is not fat, whales can’t do or attempt gymnastics. Fact

      14 years ago at 6:49 pm
    2. the fratness monster

      I forgot to add how upset I was when the flags hit the ground. That was inexcusable.

      14 years ago at 7:10 pm
    3. The_Chilis_Guy

      Sorry, was giving out World of Warcraft guild memberships/Pike bids this week. They’re pretty much the same thing, but between that and work, I didn’t have time to post about my week on here.

      14 years ago at 7:17 pm
    5. The_Chilis_Guy

      sorry… By the way, you missed the raid on midolotheania. Got some sweet loot. Helmet of grondo, short sword of drosa, and loin cloth of the hooker ilosa.

      14 years ago at 7:47 pm
  6. John Quincy Fratams

    This is depressing. Someone calling them “The Almond Brothers”, and then someone else letting American flags hit the ground.

    14 years ago at 3:55 pm
    1. Jacque Minot

      This happened the same week as the Casey Anthony trial. Why are gdi’s taking over America?

      14 years ago at 5:42 am
  8. carolinahaze

    I was wondering why the guys in the shocker pic looked like casting rejects from Jersey Shore. Then I looked up “Alpha Phi Delta” and it all made sense.

    14 years ago at 3:58 pm
  9. Damn Right

    Sigma Chi twice in a row, they may be making a run at 2nd place behind Pike for Fail Friday

    14 years ago at 3:58 pm
    1. The VT BROkie

      Whatever fraternity is responsible for the TFM Pledge takes 2nd place… Sigma Chi can settle for 3rd

      14 years ago at 4:40 pm
    3. fratpittEX

      pretty sure Sigma Chi is better than Pike at every school…and that picture is FaF… who doesn’t wear jorts? IH

      14 years ago at 12:31 pm
    4. ZAX BRO

      Id say they’re in the running for fourth, Sigma Nu and Delta Chi normally make appearances and fight for 2nd and 3rd in my book.

      14 years ago at 9:45 pm
    5. est1855

      Zax bro, pretty sure we are a lot better than Lamba Chi, so I wouldn’t be talking if I were you. Sigma Chi is one of the top fraternities in the nation, I hope everyone commenting is a TKE, SAE, or Kappa Sig

      14 years ago at 7:14 am
  10. Saint_Fratrics_day

    The world of warcraft one is obviously a fail, but I have no idea what it has to do with fraternity life or trying to be frat.

    14 years ago at 4:03 pm
    1. William Fratrill

      Their in that fraternity. Um, it’s a fucking fish…..what’s it called?

      14 years ago at 4:09 pm
    3. Born1868

      name one thing in that picture that shows they are in PIKE. I’m more than ok with the PIKE bashing but at least make sure it’s justified so that you don’t come across as an uneducated geed.

      14 years ago at 4:29 pm
    9. PKAOlympian

      William Fratrill and the rest of the fraternities on the UWF campus try way to hard to make it on this site. Needing self reassurance NF.

      14 years ago at 8:29 am
    5. carolinahaze

      Prostate cancer is even funnier than the holocaust. Which is pretty goddamn funny.

      14 years ago at 5:06 pm